CypherSimian

Grabs your Hrothgar & Mi'qote like this

Ft. @chadhunkler's Yuriko + my own cat. Twiter link (feel free to use too!)

Bonus wide shot cause too good to leave out

DK’s all like “my dad thinks I’m a joke” and Mario’s like “yeah mine too” and I was like oh ok I see where this is going they’re going to bond over their daddy issues but

NOPE

DK is just like “your dad’s right you DO suck”

Some of the few surviving screenshots of an early version of Donkey Kong 64 where the Kongs had realistic weapons made out of steel, rather than the finished game’s wooden weapons that shoot fruit. According to the game’s creative director, George Andreas, the change was entirely due to Shigeru Miyamoto being shocked at the realistic gun designs; in fact, he designed the Coconut Gun himself to offer as an alternative, and the finished game’s various weapons are based around Miyamoto’s vision.

there’s no right age to learn something by. there’s no right age to be settled down, to move out of home, or to start your own family. there’s no right age to start working, if you work at all. there’s no right age to graduate.

♡ redraw of this one cursed image where daisy’s about to destroy toad BUT with her new golf outfit ♡

Rats along his back

When he calls your name

It all fades to black

D.K. Donkey Kong