† rock & roll thugs †

      ❝I uh—I got fired over my       teaching techniques.❞

     "----.."           She was silent for a time, frowning.      "I'm sorry, babydoll."

      ❝Hey, three years is a long time, okay?       And then you graduated, and I was so       proud. Damn, it’s been a long time. I       told you I’d get you a job, too.❞

     "I don't really remember much of college      or high school. I just remember telling you      I wanted to drop out of college because I      started slipping really bad. But you didn't let      me, and I'm glad you didn't."

           ❝Are you trying to say you            want me to fuck you, darlin’?❞

     "--What if I was, huh?"

      ❝Well—when I started teaching again,       I told myself I’d be less eccentric.❞

     "Why would you do that?"

      ❝I don’t. It just takes more time now-a-day than       it did when I was teaching you—Hey! I am not       slipping! I still got it. And no, he’ll be fine.❞

     "Oh my god, every time you say 'when I was      teaching you', you make it sound like you're      ninety. It was like, three years ago."

      ❝Well, you’re certainly a rude one, aren’t you?       There’s no compensation, trust me.❞

     "Talking to a brick wall is more entertaining      than talking to you. Also, I doubt there's a lack      of compensation, because my best bet is that      my eyeliner's thicker than your dick."

      ❝Let me guess—       great personality?❞

     "Let me guess--      Huge ego to compensate for      your small dick?"

      ❝—I am too. But they wanted something aside from grammar,       and this is what I thought of—Kevin! Hey! Don’t touch that!—       It’s kind of entertaining though, right?❞

     "Why do you spend so much time      on grammar alone, anyway? You're slippin',      Matty-- That kid's gonna catch his sleeve on      fire and I'm gonna laugh."

      ❝Oh come on, I’m not boring!       Quite the opposite, I can be       very intriguing.❞

     "Then prove it.      Because you're losin' me."

      ❝Oh? Is that so? First off, kid,       my jawline is perfect. Secondly,       fuck you.❞

     "Fuck me?      Sayin' ain't doin',      darling."

      ❝But this is why teaching is so great!       I mean, how can you not like science       class? Look at those two making things       spark—oh shit!❞

     "Because I'm complete shit at      science-- hence the reason I      studied to be an English teacher.      More like watch them almost kill      themselves."

      ❝Pretty satisfying to look at?       Heh—kid, try again. I’m the       most satisfaction a person       could ask for.❞

     "Your jawline is okay, I guess.      Wouldn't say you're extremely      satisfying, but y'know, to each      their own, I suppose."

      ❝I literally just started the lesson.       And you’re complaining already?❞

     "Just because you can bore my brother,      does not mean you can bore me."