*ā cynicsmuseās random modern day college challengers headcanons/brief character assessments
ć ā tashi .į š²Ö¼
įøįø looked into sororities one night before her freshman year out of morbid curiosity. looked at all the different houses and girls who were in them. was silently fascinated when she visited one for a party for the first time
įøįø has lots of girl friends! i think itās easy for people to kind of default tashi to āorbitā patrick/art, but she is definitely in female spaces 90% of the time!!! has the sweetest and genuine group of close girl friends, who range from all different majors and interests.
įøįø speaking of girlfriends.. tashi deffff experiments. i think she did even in og timeline, but i think itās a no brainer now. the sporty gays loooove tashi. but i think she branches out of the sports realm when it comes to women, and might find herself with law girlies. maybe even the artsy chicks
įøįø doesnāt play about sza. ctrl went platinum in that dorm.
įøįø lowkey wonāt be with someone long term unless theyāre successful and actively have things in their life that are being worked towards. not that itās a strict rule, itās more subconscious. she truly needs to have someone on her level, or someone she can work as hard as she does herself
įøįø loved heated rivalry
įøįø a bit of an internet celeb for obvious reasons. makes short form content occasionally. but she enjoys watching traveling/packing/cleaning vlogs on youtube. also loves asmr
ć ā patrick .į š²Ö¼
įøįø vape sucker. his favorite flavors are ones with āiceā and āfrozenā in the name. or shit like miami mint and california cherry. still smokes cigarettes btw
įøįø introduced art to looksmaxxing lingo and used it heavily when art didnāt really know what it was just to piss him off. they now both use it regularly #men
įøįø oh he has that singular hoop earring. slut
įøįø doesnāt have a type, though he naturally tends to gravitate towards people who have natural self confidence/assurance. i think he chases almost some sort of approval from them, or it may make him feel even more secure in himself to be around/with those kinds of people. i do also see patrick with an occasional shy/introverted person. i think heād get almost a high out of being the one giving that reassuring energy.
įøįø so gross and obviously performative but you canāt look away. has a surprising following on letterboxd and spotify and subtle thirst traps on tiktok. his comments are full of reaction stickers
įøįø makes offhanded comments about how he āshouldāve went to collegeā⦠but itās coincidentally always at a stanford party heās crashing or if he finds himself interested in a random student there
įøįø patrickās parents being so unintentionally funny. especially in their immediate family group chat which consists of his mom n dad and him, but also his dadās brother for some reason??? patrick loved tf out of that āsometimes you just gotta ignore your parentsā texts and go about your dayā trend
įøįø got so fucking weird about bones and all. and do with that what you will
įøįø doomscrolls. so chronically online. quotes parker kendallās tiktoks daily bro
įøįø loves malcolm todd. i was kind of grappling with saying this because i felt like there were other artists that heād enjoy more, and he definitely does, but also i think he loves malcolm todd because he lowkey looks like art ok bye
įøįø art ādoes fine for himselfā donaldson who is SUCH a flirt. maybe without even realizing it, but that doesnāt cancel it out at all. his eyes do a lot of talking. if heās interested, itās easy to tell. heās such a starer.
įøįø has little sisters. not a few years younger, like, a ten year age gap. facetimes them occasionally when heās not busy. and yes that includes roblox calls.
įøįø definitely one of the designated stanford tour guides for middle/high schoolers who are interested in tennis or sports. and he enjoys doing it. warns groups about the yucky water fountain near the bathrooms at the gym
įøįø role model is one of his top artists 100%
įøįø i think he ate project hail mary UPPP. probably went to go see it on a casual date and just ended up loving it. went as ryland in one of the dumb science tees and bought nonprescription glasses for halloween. ended up giving his number out a LOT that night
įøįø shares his clothes with patrick when he comes to visit, even when patrick packed enough. lets him take whatever without much gripe, though patrick would take as he pleases either way. sometimes laundry gets mixed up, and art gets his turn in the infamous i told ya shirt. oh but he didnāt even notice putting it on at all!! believe him!!! pinocchio if he turned into a human boy headahh
įøįø probably went viral on vine as a kid once
įøįø often unintentionally leads girls on. flirts without meaning to, even with his friends. this has been the leading cause in quite a few of his flings.