wehhh

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

men with abs aren’t capable of love

i’m reminded of the developer of a mapping software who had a variable named ‘legend_handles’ that got refactored into ‘leg_handles,’ ‘leg_hands,’ and finally ‘feet’

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

sometimes i remember carl from echo vn and get a little loopy thinking about how the game wants you to look at that and think of him as like a particularly fat guy

everything about how he's portrayed is perfectly designed to piss me off. he's not even allowed to just look fat the game has to tell you he works out and is kinda buff too, as if you're not allowed to be attracted to his fatness but then they also (of course only jokingly) portray him as feeder bait. this guy informed my taste in furry media in that i think this fucking sucks

One of my least favorite autistic experiences is probably putting in conscious effort to learn how to Behave Appropriately (not in the sense of Masking, just interacting with other people in general) and then watching a lot of other people, autistic or otherwise, simply not do that. Like oh we're just doing whatever now? You would have flayed me alive if I acted like that

At the function like oh sorry I didn't realize social skills were optional. Does this mean I can call you a fucking asshole? You're being an asshole rn. Just thought you should know

I'm concerned about the ethical implications of an LLM being a ghost, a unicorn, or perhaps a UFO. please give me one trillion dollars for my startup

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature

everything going downhill but at least there’s still phone in bed time am I right.. ahah am I right