Alpaca > Llama

would they do the thing elephants do? decide we're cute and pick us up sometimes? is that why they carry off princesses?

For some reason this reminds me of how T. Gondii makes mice charge and dance in front of cats, which the cats find disturbing instead of triggering their hunting instincts.

My child, who spends their entire life being transfered from home to car to school and back, and is not allowed to leave the house or talk to anyone and can only in their wildest dreams imagine a life free from constant surveillance, is very sad. Obviously they're dumb and lazy, like all kids these days.

kind of a tangent but i recently went to a bowling alley with my friend i'm 19 he's 18 and the woman at the door didn't want to let us in because there was a sign saying under-18s needed adult supervision. everything got cleared up and we were able to go bowl, but i'm still so mad about the fact that kids need adult supervision to go to a bowling alley and arcade. like okay maybe young kids should have supervision but what do you mean middle and high schoolers need to hold mommy's hand while they play video games. kids aren't just addicted to their phones because phones are addicting, we're addicted to our phones because there's nothing else to fucking do

I'm sure banning kids from online spaces while simultaneously not ensuring that they have access to offline spaces to socialize in (without having to rely on their parents who already don't have time for them) will help them feel better & less alienated from society.

might get shot and killed for this but allo people only being able to categorize platonic relationships as "parental" or "siblings" is actually so embarrassing. have you never had friends before

I made a mistake and read the comments on my own post sorry. allo people shut the fuck up and listen challenge (failed)

It's tough to debate the merits of blasts versus beams because civil discussions have a tendency not to stay that way when everyone involved is capable of shooting blasts and/or beams.

it is always narratively correct to make your characters sleep together before they sort through the hundreds of lies and misdirections between them. make things worse make things worse make things worse #i love betrayal #i love lying #i love people feeling bad about themselves

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i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture

wwhat the fuck….

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea

nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week

Happy 30-50 feral hogs day

World heritage post

just realized they’re arriving at a rate of 10 hogs per minute

This is true bi/ace solidarity.

This is the only correct way

a CRITTER? Carrying a BERRY?? Across a BRAMBLE VINE?????

@crippled-peeper you yesterday

one of my favorite types of media to experience is stuff that i know in another lifetime i would have been absolutely obsessed with as a kid/teen. going through something as an adult and being like yeah that was pretty good. however if this had made its way to me when i was 12 years old it would have fundamentally altered me and i hope it's fundamentally altering some other 12 year old out there right now. that's the good stuff.

ok. I'm sorry that terrifying way to wake up was how you were woken up, but I must say, from an outside perspective, having a dog literally thrown at you as an alarm clock is hilarious.

possession yayyy possession shoutout to possession

*wearing my shirt that says "I <3 VIOLATIONS OF AUTONOMY (IN FICTION)"*

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