Cynel's Sanctum

#wait is this the dude that fucked John Constantine? (x)

Yeah. Yeah they fucked.

I really feel like a person shouldn’t be judged because of sleeping with one Englishman.

He was just in a really dark place at the time.

Yes, inside John Constantine.

@defilerwyrm

Anybody want me to shut the fuck up for $500?

Thank you for the insight. Please send my regards to the modding community and also tell them they are some of the funniest people on Nexus Mods right now

The resignation…

You’re laughing. She has a urinary tract infection and you’re laughing

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

The human spine is a joke why do my shoes effect how much my back hurts I'm gonna kill you

im sorry but writing enemies to lovers on ao3 is so fucking funny. one of them will go a whole paragraph saying how much they hate, absolutely despise, have genuine burning contempt for the other and we’re all here knowing damn well that enemies to lovers tag is just sat there. like we already know what’s coming bro you’re just embarrassing yourself

the appeal of enemies to lovers though is less “oh will they ever get together?” and more “at what exact point does he go from wanting to kill the bitch to the oh in italics?”

nobel prize worthy work