☥𝓙𝒊𝒋𝒊[Z?]

I'm overthinking too much about what i should post for the first time in tumblr after hiding in the shadows for so long, so here's a late birthday post tumblr

I FINNALY got my photos back (never ask a harpy to bring you your package, they'll spend more time looking around for trinkets on their way). I had my birthday yet again, 29th of march. This year i decided to not put any candles since i would have my party ON THE OUTSIDE WORLD shocking i know (don't worry, there wasn't much sun by the time we went, or any alien detectors).

That would mean i had two options, either put my real age, which would mean pitchforks and torches alongside with the usual yelling of "ITS A VAMPIRE, WE MUST SLAY IT QUICK BEFORE IT BITES INTO OUR WIFES AND SPAWNS TO MAKE THEM ONE OF ITS KIND".. Which about that. Arthur, i already told you Carrie was into it, and I'm not kink shaming. And please i would never do such a thing without consent, I'm not a brute! And a vampire? Ew blood is revolting.

Or put the question mark candle, which would make me look as if i had a middle age crisis and was embarrassed about my real age, which i am not. Some kids already thought i was 35 when i had told them i was "younger", I do not look THAT old.. do i?

Anyhow, the food was great (so great, i almost thought i was going to throw up from the amount of food i ate. worth it) i got great gifts from friends, one risked going out in the sun to get my gift and the other one flew all over to get the materials... i.. my first friend has a.. sun.. allergy, and the other one took a plane.. yes.. human friends..

Well that was basically it, one more year closer to "death" and i hope by next year I'm able to afford new parts.. Computer parts.