How To Get Away With Murder Sentence Meme
“He did this thing to my ass that made my eyes water.”
“Hey, don’t be a bitch, I could be arrested for this.”
“I don’t believe you. To be honest, I don’t even care. You want to sleep next to a killer, go for it.”
“I just like making people feel uncomfortable. Makes me feel better.”
“I know you were screwing her.”
“I like you. You’re more than sex. More than sex, you’re something more.”
“I’m done with your crazy.”
“I’ve been staring at the walls for like three days. I need company, otherwise I might go all red rum on your ass. Although, something tells me you might be into that.”
“I’m a bit worried you’re a sex addict.”
“I’m a cheater yes, and a slut, and a bad person, and now a murderer. Judge me if you want, just do it while we’re carrying the damn body.”
“Is there a boyfriend I should be jealous of?”
“Just don’t lie to me. If one more man lies to me, I swear to God…”
“Like I’d ever wanna screw you.”
“So I made a porno, so what? Everyone makes one these days.”
“Somebody woke up in the mood to fight this morning.”
“That’s how you like your mistresses, huh? Weak, broken, messes that you just clean up.”
“The only one with boy problems is you.”
“We all had to do things tonight that we didn’t want to do.”
“We’re young, red-blooded american males.”
“Whoever he is, I’m glad there’s some eye candy around here.”
“Why is your penis on a dead girl’s phone?”
“You’re a liar. At this point, that’s all I know for sure.”
“He/She/They quit on me! Okay? He’s/She’s/They’re very secure on his/her/their decision. He/She/They doesn’t want to be with me.”
“I heard there was a body, is it true?”
“Did I ever tell you about the time my mom caught me wearing her lingerie?”
“People have told me that I have a resting bitch face, so that’s probably what you’re reading as ‘distraught’. So good luck screwing me, because you’re not really my type.”
“I can’t be that person for you.”
“Why? See? You can’t say it because you’re lying. You didn’t do it!”
“Look, I get that he’s/she’s/they’re a pain in the ass sometimes, but shouldn’t I be getting some credit here for trying to be a good person for once?”
“You eat too much sugar. I think it’s beginning to affect your judgement.”
“You think you understand the world but you don’t.When good people do bad things, it’s usually for a reason.”
“Just know that....meeting you and everything that we have, it’s everything. I mean, you mean everything. I love you, ______.”
