HIATUS

sometimes all u can say is “yikes” and just move tf on lol

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

(sees a child) they have teeth under their teeth they have teeth under their teeth they have teeth under their teeth up in their gums theres hidden teeth up there and under their teeth

💐💐💐💐💐 💐 💐 💐💐💐💐💐 💐 💐 💐ucking kick me down a flight of stairs

@pingumark

*uses lol lmao and rip as punctuation*