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Summer starts and I’m immediately sick. Just my luck. I wasn’t planing on leaving the house anyways, but now that choice was taken from me!

#sick #summer #am sick

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Imagine if in the MCU everyone who got blipped had an identifier on their IDs for that to help bartenders and the like, as two people born in 2002 would’ve lived a different length of time. One would be 24 and the other 19

#mcu #blip

You know, I wasn’t planning on downloading this AI story app, but the visuals of a golden retriever puppy being burned makes me want to download it even less

#fuck ai

Person 1: how ya doing?

Person 2: I’m sick and I’m tired.

Person 1: technically one of those things is causing the other

Person 2: I hate you

#idk #I’m sick

Silly Game Time: TWIST THAT TROPE! "Necromancy is real, fully able to conjure spirits and reanimate the dead, but the twist is ___."

(Every story is made of tropes, just like how every sentence is made of words. Still, some tropes can feel a bit overused if a storyteller doesn't do something different with them. What do you think could be an interesting variation to this trope? It doesn't need to be elaborate or surprising or original, just something that might appeal to you personally.)

Necromancy is real, fully able to conjure spirits and reanimate the dead, however they always come back as babies. There’s a limited amount of souls in the world, and so this is how they reproduce

#I saw a Reddit story about this a while ago #well not exactly #asks #silly game time #twist that trope #necromancy

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Imagine if one day a hermit accidentally calls Etho by his real name and everyone starts panicking about a name reveal, but it was secretly all planned and that name isn’t actually his name.

#idea #theory #bad idea #hermitcraft #etho

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#this annoys me #promotions be alike #advertising be like #joke #attempted joke

Silly Game Time: On a scale of -10 to 10 (with zero being neutral) how much do you like romances and/or stories having to deal with passion?

Depends on the type but I’ll say 6.5/10

Silly Game Time: Pangolins always look like they're nervous to ask you something. (Seriously. Look at a photo of them if you don't believe me.) What question do you think they're wanting to ask you?

Because they know what you’ve done. They’ve seen your search history.

Imagine being a wood chuck and getting a splinter in your teeth. Like a popcorn kernel but more stabby

#popcorn #woodchuck #wood #splinter #uncomfortable #uncomfortable idea

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Silly Game Time: The famous portrait "Girl with a Pearl Earring" (by Johannes Vermeer) features ... Well, a girl with a pearl earring. But the title tells us she only has *a* pearl earring—only one, not two.

Your words will now become the truth. What was the other earring?

There is no other earring, she spent all her money on the first one

Silly Game Time: Who are some immortal characters you really like, and why? They could be truly immortal, meaning they've always existed and always will. Or functionally immortal, meaning they won't die of old age, disease, or hunger, but can still be slain somehow. They could be basically human (physically and/or mentally) apart from their immortality. Or they could be entirely inhuman in their form and nature. Or it could be ambiguous.

They can be from any genre of any media (movies, shows, books, comics, games, etc.) (OCs count, too, if you like). All that matters is that they are defined as being "immortal", and you like them!

Caine, the AI, and the Immortal Snail

#the amazing digital circus #Caine #dungeon crawler carl ai #the immortal snail #asks #silly game time

Did you know the dumb blond stereotype is true, but only for unnatural blonds? When they bleach their hair and inhale the fumes it messes with their brain. Over time it wears off but whenever they bleach their hair again it resets

#made up fact #not real #fake fact #made up

Dog with trauma (doesn’t like sudden movement)

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Human with anxiety (causing motor tics)

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A bit so relaxing movie night

#anxiety #dog #human #movies

Silly Game Time: Who are the last three characters you posted/reblogged about?

And now, with them in mind, it's time to play ... BAKE, RAKE, OR LAKE! Meaning which of them would you cook a plate of cookies for (bake), which of them would you work with for 3 months doing yardwork (rake), and which of them would you shove in a body of water (lake)?

(For me, it'd be ... The Austism Creature, Napoleon Bonaparte, and Count Dooku. And it'd be Bake, Rake, Lake in that order.)

Between Lizzy, Joel and Steve Rogers?

Lizzie gets cookies

Steve has super serum so he’d be strong and good at yard work.

Aaaannnnd that leaves Joel and the lake. Sorry buddy.

#asks #silly game time #Lizzy #Joel #steve rogers

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IM HERE TO KICK ASS AND TAKE NAMES, AND IM ALL OUR OF PAPER

oh you have some extra paper? Thanks man

Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "Here there be dragons. But if you go over there, well, there be ___."

Here there be dragons! But if you go over there, well, there be wyverns! And if you go over there, there be drakes! They do not like if you mix them up

#asks #silly game time #dragons

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