just can't stop

*These are completely interchangeable, they’re just in categories to make it easier for all of y’all.

FOR AMIGOS;

“How many times are you going to do that, exactly?”

“You were right. As per usual.”

“Sometimes it’s hard to see the lines you’ve drawn until you’ve crossed them.”

“You’re surprised because you have a soft spot for hot blondes.”

“Is that – that’s a naked Scarlett Johansson on your fridge.”

“You can stay, but for no more than two nights.”

“Please don’t look in this drawer. Please.”

“I told you not to pick him up, he’s very sensitive.”

“Yes. I might have given you rabies. But in my defense, that’s ridiculous and I didn’t.”

“I’m sorry, my cell phone data coverage does not cover the bullshit zone you’re in.”

“Hey! Give me your pants. Quick, give me your pants.”

“No, I’m serious. Stop it right now or I won’t give you the last cookie.”

“You think I’m kidding. But I’ve never been more serious about anything in my entire life.”

“How much would a stripper cost and why so much?”

“I’m going to buy you a drink. Next week. On Thursday. When I get paid. Can you swing this one?”

“Hippos are hungry, hungry! And you are considerably larger than a small piece of lettuce!”

“When I was little, I used to be afraid of mummies. And now look at me. I love dead people!”

“I don’t even miss my ex-boyfriends/girlfriends, I just miss my glockenspiel.”

“It happens to everyone, you just sell your skirt for some coke.”

“Please do not pull your pants down in front of baby Jesus.”

“That’s not the phrasing you want to use.”

“Because nothing says heterosexuality like a gold sash.”

“Please don’t take it out on my boobs.”

“When it gets really windy I look like a bizarre combination of Marilyn Monroe and Cousin It.”

“We have to change our names and run away to Mexico. It’s the only way. Adios.”

“How much money do you have on you?”

“Please tell me that’s a raisin and not a tiny hamster shit you’re eating.”

“Life is a lot better when you put things on your head.”

“For someone who’s not very deep, I’m incredibly not shallow.”

FOR LOVERS;

“I need you to remind me what it feels like to love you.”

“I love you. What? No I don’t. Forget I said anything.”

“I need you to tickle my feet but like, sexually.”

“If we got married, would I have to take your last name? Or could we just make up a new one?”

“I don’t think I can do this anymore.”

“I heard you say his/her name in your sleep last night. Want to explain or should I just leave?”

“I want to spend the night with you tonight. But I also want to sleep on your side. And without you on the bed. So technically I just want your bed.”

“Please don’t be proposing to me in an empty parking lot.”

“Stop saying you’re sorry, you stupid fucking broken record. It’s done.”

“I’m not jealous, I’m curious. About the things you were doing. With him/her. Without me.”

“Your mother’s looks could kill. Actually, are you sure they haven’t before?”

“If you’re breaking up with me tonight, can I at least eat first?”

“Stop sweating. It’s not attractive during sex, and it’s not attractive now.”

“Are you – are you checking me out? In the line for the confessional?”

“We have to go. I might have told your mom I’m pregnant. I don’t know why I said that. I’m not.”

“So what you’re saying it that you’re snorting sugar to get excited for sex.”

“My dog licks better than you do.”

“But through every stupid thing you do and say – and those are a lot, by the way – I love you.”

“I don’t care if you’re growing another head. I’ll talk to both of them. I love you.”

“And I’d take fifty years of not talking to you for just a day of doing so. I promise that’s a compliment.”

“I don’t want to hide this anymore. I’m not some dirty little secret, you American Reject.”

“This is a bit too dramatic for my taste, so can we skip it and have sex instead?”

“I don’t want you to think of me as your personal sex toy.”

“Thanks and all, but that makes me feel like a low-class escort, so.”

“A kiss in exchange for every nice thing you say about me. Deal?”

“Promise me you’re not like him/her. I need to hear it from your mouth. Promise me.”

“Look, I’ve had my heart broken before. I’m not ready to let you in just yet. Anywhere.”

“Don’t leave me here. Anywhere else, okay, but not here.”

“I wish I could say that was the worst sex I ever had, but I’ve had worse.”

“I just blew you. Could you look a little happier about it?”

“I’m attracted to shiny things, so if it looks like I’m staring at your chest, it’s because I am.”

FOR TEXTERS;

[text] This is upsetting my poop.

[text] Hey, are you up? If you’re not, can you wake up? I need some help.

[text] So it involves feces and large birds.

[text] She said that to you? Why?

[text] Please come back. I miss you.

[text] What are you good for if you’re not gonna bring me ice cream?

[text] Can you ignore that last text? It wasn’t meant for you. I’m sorry.

[text] …did you just send me a nude?

[text] FUCK OFF YOU ONE-EYED WHORE.

[text] I don’t know why I said that.

[text] Leave it to you to fuck the simplest of requests up.

[text] Do we have to go to their wedding? He’s only my first cousin.

[text] How much does ‘I love you’ mean to you?

[text] I am not stalking you. But you should do something about your bathroom, it’s gross.

[text] Please. I need this so badly.

[text] I trust you completely.

[text] I’m a genius. You’re a peasant. Everything makes sense again.

[text] Hey, buddy! Got like, five hundred bucks I can borrow? Times ten.

[text] She lost it. She completely lost it. She said her uterus was attacking her bone marrow.

[text] I will not get you donuts.

[text] Please? I love you.

[text] I think I’m gonna go to sleep now, but you keep thinking that.

[text] I can’t say this out loud. They might be listening.

[text] I never meant to hurt you. I didn’t think he’d duck when the ball came at him, I’m sorry.

[text] You’re cute.

[text] I just need you to understand how important you are to me.

[text] Fuck off.

“Are you just high, like, all the time? I’ve never seen a sober person ask so many questions.”

taken from all over the internet, some specifically from the youtube channel siIvagunner . 

❝ can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BONELESS PIZZA ❞

❝ and his name is ……. JOHN CENA ! ❞

❝ succ ❞

❝ BUENOS DIAS MANDY ❞

❝ n - nani ?!? ❞

❝ omae wa, mou shindeiru . ❞

❝ how many layers of irony are you on right now ? ❞

❝ SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME . ❞

❝ [ obnoxious sound of the ever popular rickroll ] ❞

❝ they see me rollin’ . they hatin’ . ❞

❝ todokete, setsunasa ni wa ! ❞

❝ nice of the princess to invite us over for dinner, gay __ ? ❞

❝ i hope she made lotsa spaghetti ! ❞

❝ it’s the nutshack ! ❞

❝ BITCH YOU GUESSED IT ! ❞

❝ AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ❞

❝ whoa …. whoa …. whoa …….. WHOA ! WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA — ❞

❝ gee ! it sure is BORING around here ! ❞

❝ you know what they say: all toasters … toast toast ! ❞

❝ it’s hiiiiiiigh noon . ❞

❝ eyyyyyyyyy, sexy lady ! ❞

❝ nice . >:] ❞

❝ i’ll have a number nine large . ❞

❝ the more you know ! ❞

❝ look at my horse . my horse is amazing . ❞

❝ epic jojoke . ❞

❝ squadala, we’re off ! ❞

❝ are you sure about that ? ❞

[ dabs ]

❝ let it go ! let it go ! ❞

❝ are you …. a real villain ? ❞

❝ well, uh … technically, uh …. nah . ❞

❝ we are number one ! ❞

❝ notice me, senpai ! ❞

❝ you’re gonna have a bad time  - sans undertale [ 2015 ] ❞

❝ pokemon go to the polls . ❞

❝ is only game . why u hef to be mad ? ❞

❝ snooPINGAS usual i see . ❞

❝ POOTIS . ❞

❝ ECH . ❞

❝ do not presume . ❞

❝ i’m gay . ❞

❝ i have crippling depression ! ❞

❝ expand dong . ❞

❝ HE HAS NO STYLE ! HE HAS NO GRACE ! ❞

❝ according to all known laws of aviation — ❞

❝ what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch ? ❞

❝ GOOD SHIT . ❞

❝ i play pokemon go everyday ! ❞

❝ BEGONE, THOT . ❞

❝ jesus christ it’s jason bourne . ❞

❝ BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY STAND ! ❞

❝ taaaaaaaake oooooooooon meeeeeeeeee ! ❞

❝ GET TO THE CHOPPA ! ❞

❝ all your base . now belong to us . ❞

❝ WOOMY . ❞

❝ i used to be an adventurer like you, until i took an arrow to the knee . ❞

❝ look at this dude . oh nononononono …. ❞

❝ i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand ! ❞

❝ exotic butters . ❞

❝ gotta go fast ! ❞

❝ what does the fox say ? ❞

❝ pen pineapple apple pen . ❞

❝ NOOOOOOO . PLEASE GOD NO, NO . NO . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO — ❞

❝ get out of my swamp ! ❞

❝ look at all those chickens ! ❞

❝ i’m blue, dabudee dabudi . ❞

❝ thank you, __ ! but your princess is in another castle ! ❞

❝ here i come, rougher than the rest of them . ❞

❝ HEHEHE I AM A SUPAHSTAR WARRIAH ❞

❝ press f to pay respects . ❞

❝ the cake is a lie . ❞

❝ owo what’s this ? ❞

❝ SAY WHAAAAAAAT ? ❞

❝ now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down . ❞

❝ it’s lit, fam ! ❞

❝ yes, hello . i was wondering i you could play that song, again . ❞

❝ smoke weed every day . ❞

❝ but hey, that’s just a theory ! A GAME THEORY ! ❞

❝ is that a motherfucking jojo reference ??? ❞

❝ [ room on fire ] this is fine . ❞

❝ fuck the police, comin’ straight from the underground ! ❞

❝ this bitch empty . YEET ! ❞

❝ god i wish that was me . ❞

❝ fuck this shit i’m out . ❞

❝ [ knuckles voice ] oh no . ❞

❝ yeah bOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ❞

❝ dicks out for harambe . ❞

❝ guess i’ll die . ❞

❝ ya like jazz ? ❞

❝ ow the edge ❞

❝ W H O M S T’ D V E ❞

❝ words can’t hurt me these shades are gucci . ❞

❝ __, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out . ❞

❝ it’s over nine thousand !! ❞

❝ HEEEEEEYEYAAAAAEYAAAEYEYE !!!! ❞

❝ rollin’ around at the speed of sound ! ❞

❝ but that all changed when the fire nation attacked . ❞

❝ that day, humanity received a grim reminder . ❞

❝ DOH ! ❞

❝ two to the one to the one to the three . ❞

❝ so long, gay bowser ! ❞

❝ WEEWOO WEEWOO ❞

❝ GRAND DAD . ❞

❝ IT’S HIP TO FUCK BEES . ❞

❝ DON’T FUCK WITH ME I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE ❞

❝ inhale my dong enragement child ❞

❝ HERE COME DAT BOI ❞

❝ look at this photograph ! ❞

❝ souljia boy i tell ‘em . ❞

❝ you know i had to do it to ‘em . ❞

❝ wake me up [ WAKE ME UP INSIDE ] ❞

❝ can’t touch this . ❞

Send me a symbol…

136 starters feel free to change gender pronouns ‘read-more’ added for length content warning: suicide mention, violence

“It scares us just thinking about it.”

“When you hear us, you’re gonna think we’re insane.”

“It was moving around by itself.”

“Ever think that maybe someone had a key to your apartment and was just playing a trick on you?”

“Wait, you did what?”

“Miss me?”

“Ghosts don’t possess such power. I think what we have here is extremely manipulative. Something inhuman.”

“What’s an inhuman spirit?”

“It’s something that never walked the Earth in human form. It’s something demonic.”

“Demonic spirits don’t possess things, they posses people. It wanted to get inside of you.”

“Oh, god, we’re in the middle of nowhere…”

“What’s the matter with you?”

“Look what I found, _____.”

“No peeking!”

“Where should I hide?”

“That’s cheating.”

“Alright, what did we break now?”

“_____? What do you see down there?”

“Stop it, _____. It’s not funny.”

“Thanks for making this work. I know it’s a lot to bite off.”

“You still too fried to christen the new house?”

“And there was this really funky smell in my bedroom last night. Reeked like something died.”

“This is gonna take some serious elbow grease.”

“What are we gonna do with all this stuff?”

“Speaking of ‘knocked around,’ what did you do to me last night?”

“Feel free to look around. Just don’t touch anything.”

“Wow… This is crazy.”

“Everything you see in here is either haunted, cursed, or has been used in some kind of ritualistic practice.”

“It’s safer for these things to be in here than out there.”

“Sometimes it’s better to keep the genie in the bottle.”

136 starters feel free to change gender pronouns ‘read-more’ added for length content warning: suicide mention, violence

“It scares us just thinking about it.”

“When you hear us, you’re gonna think we’re insane.”

“It was moving around by itself.”

“Ever think that maybe someone had a key to your apartment and was just playing a trick on you?”

“Wait, you did what?”

“Miss me?”

“Ghosts don’t possess such power. I think what we have here is extremely manipulative. Something inhuman.”

“What’s an inhuman spirit?”

“It’s something that never walked the Earth in human form. It’s something demonic.”

“Demonic spirits don’t possess things, they posses people. It wanted to get inside of you.”

“Oh, god, we’re in the middle of nowhere…”

“What’s the matter with you?”

“Look what I found, _____.”

“No peeking!”

“Where should I hide?”

“That’s cheating.”

“Alright, what did we break now?”

“_____? What do you see down there?”

“Stop it, _____. It’s not funny.”

“Thanks for making this work. I know it’s a lot to bite off.”

“You still too fried to christen the new house?”

“And there was this really funky smell in my bedroom last night. Reeked like something died.”

“This is gonna take some serious elbow grease.”

“What are we gonna do with all this stuff?”

“Speaking of ‘knocked around,’ what did you do to me last night?”

“Feel free to look around. Just don’t touch anything.”

“Wow… This is crazy.”

“Everything you see in here is either haunted, cursed, or has been used in some kind of ritualistic practice.”

“It’s safer for these things to be in here than out there.”

“Sometimes it’s better to keep the genie in the bottle.”

Sentence starters from Westworld season 1 episodes 7 and 8.

This place you’re looking for, what makes you so sure it exists?

Whatever is out there, I’m never going back.

What is it you’re looking for?

The only thing I had when I was a kid were books.

When I get home we’re getting married.

The place you’re after, I will help you find it.

How can I go back to pretending when I know what this feels like?

Reset her. Wipe her memory.

Within the next six months we’ll have to rebuild the hosts from the ground up.

It doesn’t cater to your lower self, it reveals your deeper self.

I’m not a key, (…). I’m just me.

What about you, (…)? What do you dream of?

Out of repetition comes variation.

My chief concern has always been the well-being of this park and the people in it.

You’re always doing things for other people, aren’t you?

Surviving is just another loop.

I’m getting out of here. You two are going to help me.

Every part of this building, including the skin on your back is made to keep you here.

You think I’m scared of death. I’ve done it a million times and I’m fuckig great at it.

How many times have you died?

The longer I work here, the more I think I understand the hosts.

Human beings confuse me.

This building isn’t in any survey of the park.

What’s behind this door?

(…)’s been making his own hosts down here, telling no one?

The hosts are the ones who are free, here. Free under my control.

He brought you here because I asked him to.

He’s been very loyal for many years.

Your insane kingdom is over.

In order to restore thigs, the situation requires a blood sacrifice.

You should be getting back, (…). We have a great deal of work to do.

You should be proud of all these emotions you’re feeling.

Why did you make me kill her?

They would’ve destroyed you.

I need you to be your true self.

I will free you of the memories of what you have done.

Best to move forward with clear eyes.

What happened to the little girl in my dreams?

I know I’m not a puppet, living a lie.

I feel like I’ve been here before. We’re close.

They’ll be coming back for them. We should keep moving.

We were ordered to kill you all.

You, go back to being dumb.

Get her up there, then we wipe her out.

You only remember the shit (…) lets you remember.

Show, don’t tell.

This was never gonna end any other way.

Now, it’s time to recruit my army.

I’m sure we’ll be able to keep them at bay.

Ever the student of human nature.

In this moment you are in a unique position.

I understand what I’m made of, how I’m coded. But I don’t understand the things I feel.

Every story needs a beginning.

Pain only exists in the mind. It’s always imagined.

There is no threshold that makes us greater than the sum of our parts.

Have you ever made me hurt anyone like this before?

When are we? Is this now? Am I going mad? Are you real?

It’s like I’m trapped in a dream or in a memory from a lifetime ago.

Even the dead fulfill a purpose.

You’re a writer. Make up a story.

This world doesn’t belong to the old settlers or the new.

You wanna know who I am? Who I really am?

They never saw anything like the man I am in here.

I killed her and her daughter, just to see what I felt.

The woman refused to die.

This pain is all I have left of her.

Tomorrow, this will simply be a distant dream.

136 starters feel free to change gender pronouns ‘read-more’ added for length content warning: suicide mention, violence

“It scares us just thinking about it.”

“When you hear us, you’re gonna think we’re insane.”

“It was moving around by itself.”

“Ever think that maybe someone had a key to your apartment and was just playing a trick on you?”

“Wait, you did what?”

“Miss me?”

“Ghosts don’t possess such power. I think what we have here is extremely manipulative. Something inhuman.”

“What’s an inhuman spirit?”

“It’s something that never walked the Earth in human form. It’s something demonic.”

“Demonic spirits don’t possess things, they posses people. It wanted to get inside of you.”

“Oh, god, we’re in the middle of nowhere…”

“What’s the matter with you?”

“Look what I found, _____.”

“No peeking!”

“Where should I hide?”

“That’s cheating.”

“Alright, what did we break now?”

“_____? What do you see down there?”

“Stop it, _____. It’s not funny.”

“Thanks for making this work. I know it’s a lot to bite off.”

“You still too fried to christen the new house?”

“And there was this really funky smell in my bedroom last night. Reeked like something died.”

“This is gonna take some serious elbow grease.”

“What are we gonna do with all this stuff?”

“Speaking of ‘knocked around,’ what did you do to me last night?”

“Feel free to look around. Just don’t touch anything.”

“Wow… This is crazy.”

“Everything you see in here is either haunted, cursed, or has been used in some kind of ritualistic practice.”

“It’s safer for these things to be in here than out there.”

“Sometimes it’s better to keep the genie in the bottle.”