tumblr only toxic for miserable ppl i be on this bitch havin a ball

sometimes i get this weird urge to watch hallmark christmas movies and i have to splash water on my face to get it to go away

I see no reason why I can’t be both the love interest and the antagonist

the only way we can defeat astrology once and for all and classify it as the made-up borderline reactionary nonsense it is is by dredging up its erstwhile association with the reagan association. old ronald and nancy loved that shit

the parasocial relationship between me and my mutuals who i don’t talk to yet convince myself we’re besties and i know everything about them

jesus christ shitfaced lmao

if tumblr was an online game i’d run my character up to your character and spam the jump button and do backflips and frontflips over your character’s head to show you i’m excited to see you on the dash

"autism be damned my kid can work a grill" reminds me of this time my therapist told me he met a little girl who's special interest was deep fryers