Cuzikan

"Can I ask you three questions?"

The snake said, "Yes."

- Do I belong to your food chain ?

The snake said, "No."

Did I do anything to you?

The snake said, "No."

Then why you wanna devour me?

"The snake replied, ""Cause I can't stand to see you shine."".

Moral of the story...

Often, some people can't stand to see you shine, and that's why they act like snakes, silent and ready to destroy you!

The bitter truth

Author Unknown

Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth.

"Frogs are good bass bait," I thought to myself.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Just then, I realized I had a problem, how was I going to release the snake without getting bit?

So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniel's and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. The snakes eyes rolled back and he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge at my foot.

There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.

Life is good in the South.