Cuyler

*banjo noises increases*

Someone remind me to buy a flipper zero in two months please

The curse I now face after disassembling my first ewaste is now I literally want to disassemble all the electronics in my house.

I am myself, you, and everyone. I am the very earth I stand on. I am the water that I drink. I am the wind that shakes fields of wheat that feed me. I am not god. I have control over nothing. I can’t control my shifting earth, the melting of my icebergs, or the way the wheat sounds in the wind. Nonetheless I am everything that is, was, and will be.

I know what happens after death but I was told I wasn’t allowed to tell.

Ngl thinking about making alterego/2nd personality. Ill be the silly weird one and my alter ego who I’ll name James (my middle name) Cave (A name from my favorite video game) will be the locked in serious one who hopefully will take over as I grow older and more mature.

A reminder that Dracula was only rich because he is a Count.

If I was the backrooms would yall get inside me or would you immediately report me to Async

I ordered off the finger food section of the menu thinking nothing of it. To my horror a huge plate of fingers was served to me.

I love Peter and his five minutes of screen time

Yall wanna bang bob but im on a whole new level. I want to bang captain Clark.