@wolfpupy twitter ask meme
â its all fun and games until its not that anymore â
â i grow more powerful every day and by powerful i mean sad â
â only the good die young? phew good thing that i am so incredibly awful â
â if theres one thing i dont know about its everything â
â heres some general life advice, when the sun hits the ground find somewhere to hide â
â surfs up. hail satan â
â after 13 long years congress approved a bill that will finally let the bodies hit the floor â
â hey kids, i know youre struggling right now but im here to tell you, everything gets worse forever â
â in a way arenât we all responsible for my actions â
â some say love is a river, me i say things that make sense â
â if your newborn baby has a full head of hair that means it is a business baby and is ready to enter the world of finance â
â i may be dumb as hell but i am also insanely stupid â
â take every thing you own and throw it into the ocean who cares â
â you know the old saying, boys will be trash â
â one of these days i will float up off into damn space and no one can stop me, not even gravity or nasa â
â if i could shoot anything with a gun i would probably shoot another gun, the hunter become the hunted â
â lets forget about the bodies for a second. what do you really want to let hit the floor? your feelings perhaps? â
â iâve seen a lot of things in my time, which i blame on me leaving my eyes open. things got a lot better once i decided to just close them â
â learning from mistakes is for people who recognise that they make mistakes. i dont give a shit â
â there are few things in life that canât be achieved with occult dark magic â
â how to predict the future: think of the worst possible thing that could happen â
â halloween is forever bitch â
â who are the real criminals, me who does the crimes or the people who hurt my feelings all the time â
â looks like things are always happening once again â
â i am going to lay completely still on the forest floor until either things start going my way or i disintegrate into nothing â
â im sure im going to ruffle some feathers with this but given the choice between good times and bad times i would like to have the good times â
â the best way to solve problems is to create more problems until you are dead â
â tired of people always telling me go to hospital and that iâve lost a lot of blood, its my severe head injury not yours stay out of it â
â i hit the hay all day mother fucker. 24 hour sleep cycle. if you awake you a fake. its bed time bitch â
â i hope one day i will find love, or a cool looking leaf. either one â
â piles of uneaten candy will signal im dead â
â the hairless rat is not a new species, merely a result of my failed scam of shaving rats and selling the hair back to them at a high price â
â we let the bodies hit the floor then what? next weâll have bodies hitting walls, roofs, you name it, bodies will be hitting it â
â sometimes the people that hurt us the most are the ones swinging big knives around while screaming and trying to cut us â
â yeah yeah blame the guy whos dna matches with the dna found at the crime scene. surprise surprise â
â for as long as i can remember i have been able to remember things, maybe even before that â
â yeah i looked both ways before crossing the street, i looked both âhandsomeâ and âradiantâ, too bad i got hit by that car â
â stop living in a dream world and start living in the regular nightmare world all of the rest of us live in â
â blood moon, very cool to see. and whats the sun doing again? the same regular thing for the millionth time? what a load of worthless trash â
â if existing for an amount of time has taught me anything its that i have no idea whats going on â
â hurled my bible at the paper boy and knocked him off his bike with the real news â
â iâll go in whatever direction the wind takes me, and if i am too heavy for wind to move me around i will probably just lay down and die here â
â iâve said it before and i will say it again, i think people should give me hundreds of dollars and feel good about doing it â
â wow, iâve never thought about it like that before. and i never will. iâve already forgotten what you said, good bye forever â
â stop being so defensive i am just trying to hit you with weapons â
â dont betray me and act surprised when i get revenge on you, thats the number one consequence of betraying me. everyone knows it. even babies â
â blood is just natureâs red water that flys out when you make a mistake. relax and enjoy the experience for once â
â reached the limit of what you can do with imagination? why not try occult dark magic â
â if anyone needs me i will be laying face down on the ocean floor â
â its time to forget the mistakes of the past and start making the mistakes of the future â