Real Betty Balomper

Tuchel has zero aura looks like someone’s sad grandad sort your fucking trim out and put a tie on

think it’s clear tommy is a bit tougher at half time than uncle gaz

jude bellingham i have always been a fan of your lucozade sport flavour

Someone needs to post that gayest footballers poll im not on that godawful site

FUCK TOTTENHAM I HOPE THEIR PLAYERS EXPLODE AND DIE

@28dayslater MicViccies degradation footplay fic when?

You’ve commented this on someone’s post and now they have to see your filth you reprobate

I'm just happy you're implicated too x

I know I never post on here anymore..... but I'm asking my loyal followers in a time of need help me.....,, Alex keeps me in a cage and feeds me dry kibble only

Max begged me to go to some gay boy nonsense with him, had weeks to book it when it was on offer and didn’t because he was DRUNK then completely forgot about it until I found a different offer by chance and STILL didn’t book it himself

^ didn't deny keeping me in a cage tho

@28dayslater MicViccies degradation footplay fic when?

I know I never post on here anymore..... but I'm asking my loyal followers in a time of need help me.....,, Alex keeps me in a cage and feeds me dry kibble only

EVERYBODY READ THIS NOWWWW

Max creating an advanced form of “omg you’ve got a crush on a boy you fancy him” playground bullying as he accuses me of cocking our teams goalkeeper who is NOT cute!!!!

Years down the line he still does this shit btw

Okay but you're actually in love with him fr now