sweaty (-:

I FINALLY FOUND IT

Followed by “your old lady bike is too fast for us” Thanks, Richie

this is the best thing I’ve ever seen

Don’t minde my tears :,)

me watching any movie with kids just on their fucking bikes doing god knows what: god i wish that were me

how is it 2016 and we still don’t have an instant cure for acne. what are we putting our money into……..space exploration? that’s enough i don’t want another man on the moon until my skin is clear

I’m curious, how many houses have you lived in? answer in the tags

But then you pick the shark, the god damn apex predator of the ocean. I go in there and try to fight it anyways. I fucking lose though because its a mother fucking shark and instead the shark wins your affection and you two end up getting married. That was 6 years ago and now whenever im on facebook I see how happy you are with your shark husband and shark children. I often think to myself that I never should have fought that shark but then I look and see how happy you are and realize, I wouldn’t change a thing.

Stuff like this makes me proud of the youth of today :D