The Cutest Couple Ever

So, I think this excerpt just shows how awesome we are together...

Her: 

You may be the original, that is true

but getting me started; is the day you will rue.

I can put your skills to shame,

I'm not one to be so tame.

If this was strip poker, you would be stressed,

because I'd out-rhyme you until you're undressed.

Me:

Oh my darling

You will catch me snarling

You know how to tantalizingly tease

I know that poker will please

I will ensure you disrobe

So that I can deeply probe

  Don’t you dare challenge my skills!!

I know my touch gives you chills

Neither of us are tame

We always bring the top of our game

Which subsequently causes many spills ;)

Her:

All this time you've been rhyming, you'll finally met your match

I can tell you think I'm quite the catch.

When it comes to lyrical skills, I am no fool;

I might even be able to take you to school.

But we can save that for role play, no pressure

I may even just call you professor ;)

Me:

I know what we have is an incredible love

Sometimes I think it is a sign from above

  You rock my world

My brain is a-whirled

  You talk about roleplay

We will do that someday!!

I will grab the cane

Earlier that day, I showed him the online menu of the rib joint.  He mentions he really likes the pulled pork.

At said rib joint....

Server: Are you ready to order?

Me: Yes.

Him: We are?

Me: (clearly confused) I thought you wanted the pulled pork?

Him: I do?

Me: (even more confused) You said it earlier...?

Server: (looking at me like I'm an overbearing, controlling psycho)

So, here we are at a restaurant. Lovely dive place with awesome BBQ.

Server comes over.

Her, as she orders for herself

Then. Her, "He'll have the Pulled Pork Sandwich"

Us being goofy - as per usual

Cashier: "You are the cutest couple ever"

"You're no Adonis, but that's alright with me."

Yes, I tend to speak before I think.

As said by me, in a parking lot, "I love y"