hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you

*sees your dead body * eewww lol *remembers we are mutuals* well idk :-) its cute i guess

it is kinda a problem though. someone will show a particularly cute pain response. squirming, whimpering, quivering, writhing, even crying sometimes. and i will be visibly thinking about those noises for the next half hour or until I get distracted. which isn't usually considered to be polite.

wish i was desirable

giving someone a traumatic brain injury is sex

sorry i threatened to kill you it's just that i like you a lot.