Just try to kill me, I'll be back

"Ah yes, the lesson I learned, what it was exactly? That you're a bitchy piece of shit." Evangeline let out a cackle as she bounced from one place to another, bottle in hand. Seems that she's been drinking. "Now, what are you, exactly? Your disgusting costume blinds me!" She let out another cackle at the Mimikyu as she took another swig from her bottle.

“If I don’t eat, I starve…if I starve….well…as a Guzzlord…I’d go into a voracious rage…everything devoured….I would not be able to control myself at all….”

“Very true sweetie. Say, have you had, contact with humans, at all? What are, your thoughts on them?” Evangeline tilts the head of her disguise, curious of the dragon’s answer.

“I’ve had contact with humans, yes!  Most I’ve met are rather good!  But as with anything, there is always something….’moldy’.”  

“Well there’s the golden haired children, Gladion and Lillie.  Those two are great!  And a wonderful painter woman!  Plus quite a few more!”

“A painter? I can forgive that, the world needs more art in the world. And children aren’t too terrible. Tell me more, of these children.” Evangeline seemed curious of Gladuon and Lillie, wasn’t everyday that she heard of humans that weren’t terrible.

"Gentle, the world needs, more gentleness. Say, do these two, have any Pokémon with them? How are they treated?"

“Living for a century or two, can do that to you dear. We need, more people, like you, in this disgusting world.”

“really? th-thanks… it’s just… sometimes i worry that i let pokemon walk all over me? d-do you think you could teach me to stand up for myself a bit?”

“Well, if anything, being able to battle, is a good start. Do you have, any special tactics, in battle at all? If you can defend yourself physically, then you’re mind will be able to, defend itself mentally. That’s uh, what I believe, at least.”

“well my strongest move is shadow sneak… i use that one whenever i do fight but i tend to avoid fighting because i don’t like having to heal myself when the battle is over. i did find some sablenite a while back and i have considered using it to mega evolve because i know ill be much stronger but im uhh… k-kinda scared to evolve to be honest.”

“oh i do know shadow claw, shadow sneak’s not my only move, just my most powerful one. i also know night shade and confuse ray.” he explained. “i d-don’t know if scared is quite the right word, i’m more just nervous about evolving… ive never evolved before and sableye’s only evolution is a mega evolution so it almost feels… i don’t know… uhh… unnatural to evolve to me. im scared id wouldn’t just be a different pokemon when it happens, what if it changes my personality too…”

“hmm… do you really think so? maybe i should go ahead and mega evolve then.” Comet chuckled a bit as he looked at the bone. “do you know what part of a human that came from? it kinda looks like maybe a leg or arm to me.”

“yeah but now that i think of it i should probably save it for sometime where i have to battle someone, i don’t know for sure since ive never seen someone use a mega stone but i think the effects are only temporary.”

"Oh this mega evolution stuff sounds confusing." Evangeline let out a sigh as she scratched her head. "How did you even learn of all this? You seem quite intelligent~"

“Living for a century or two, can do that to you dear. We need, more people, like you, in this disgusting world.”

“really? th-thanks… it’s just… sometimes i worry that i let pokemon walk all over me? d-do you think you could teach me to stand up for myself a bit?”

“Well, if anything, being able to battle, is a good start. Do you have, any special tactics, in battle at all? If you can defend yourself physically, then you’re mind will be able to, defend itself mentally. That’s uh, what I believe, at least.”

“well my strongest move is shadow sneak… i use that one whenever i do fight but i tend to avoid fighting because i don’t like having to heal myself when the battle is over. i did find some sablenite a while back and i have considered using it to mega evolve because i know ill be much stronger but im uhh… k-kinda scared to evolve to be honest.”

“oh i do know shadow claw, shadow sneak’s not my only move, just my most powerful one. i also know night shade and confuse ray.” he explained. “i d-don’t know if scared is quite the right word, i’m more just nervous about evolving… ive never evolved before and sableye’s only evolution is a mega evolution so it almost feels… i don’t know… uhh… unnatural to evolve to me. im scared id wouldn’t just be a different pokemon when it happens, what if it changes my personality too…”

“hmm… do you really think so? maybe i should go ahead and mega evolve then.” Comet chuckled a bit as he looked at the bone. “do you know what part of a human that came from? it kinda looks like maybe a leg or arm to me.”

“If I don’t eat, I starve…if I starve….well…as a Guzzlord…I’d go into a voracious rage…everything devoured….I would not be able to control myself at all….”

“Very true sweetie. Say, have you had, contact with humans, at all? What are, your thoughts on them?” Evangeline tilts the head of her disguise, curious of the dragon’s answer.

“I’ve had contact with humans, yes!  Most I’ve met are rather good!  But as with anything, there is always something….’moldy’.”  

“Well there’s the golden haired children, Gladion and Lillie.  Those two are great!  And a wonderful painter woman!  Plus quite a few more!”

"A painter? I can forgive that, the world needs more art in the world. And children aren't too terrible. Tell me more, of these children." Evangeline seemed curious of Gladuon and Lillie, wasn't everyday that she heard of humans that weren't terrible.

//just reblogging this now that more people will see it! This has links to my rules and about page if you guys want to give them a read! It’d be highly appreciated along with any reblogs!

“If I don’t eat, I starve…if I starve….well…as a Guzzlord…I’d go into a voracious rage…everything devoured….I would not be able to control myself at all….”

“Very true sweetie. Say, have you had, contact with humans, at all? What are, your thoughts on them?” Evangeline tilts the head of her disguise, curious of the dragon’s answer.

“I’ve had contact with humans, yes!  Most I’ve met are rather good!  But as with anything, there is always something….’moldy’.”  

“Living for a century or two, can do that to you dear. We need, more people, like you, in this disgusting world.”

“really? th-thanks… it’s just… sometimes i worry that i let pokemon walk all over me? d-do you think you could teach me to stand up for myself a bit?”

“Well, if anything, being able to battle, is a good start. Do you have, any special tactics, in battle at all? If you can defend yourself physically, then you’re mind will be able to, defend itself mentally. That’s uh, what I believe, at least.”

“well my strongest move is shadow sneak… i use that one whenever i do fight but i tend to avoid fighting because i don’t like having to heal myself when the battle is over. i did find some sablenite a while back and i have considered using it to mega evolve because i know ill be much stronger but im uhh… k-kinda scared to evolve to be honest.”

“oh i do know shadow claw, shadow sneak’s not my only move, just my most powerful one. i also know night shade and confuse ray.” he explained. “i d-don’t know if scared is quite the right word, i’m more just nervous about evolving… ive never evolved before and sableye’s only evolution is a mega evolution so it almost feels… i don’t know… uhh… unnatural to evolve to me. im scared id wouldn’t just be a different pokemon when it happens, what if it changes my personality too…”

“Living for a century or two, can do that to you dear. We need, more people, like you, in this disgusting world.”

“really? th-thanks… it’s just… sometimes i worry that i let pokemon walk all over me? d-do you think you could teach me to stand up for myself a bit?”

“Well, if anything, being able to battle, is a good start. Do you have, any special tactics, in battle at all? If you can defend yourself physically, then you’re mind will be able to, defend itself mentally. That’s uh, what I believe, at least.”

“well my strongest move is shadow sneak… i use that one whenever i do fight but i tend to avoid fighting because i don’t like having to heal myself when the battle is over. i did find some sablenite a while back and i have considered using it to mega evolve because i know ill be much stronger but im uhh… k-kinda scared to evolve to be honest.”

Break my muse. Exploit their insecurities and weaknesses. Do whatever it takes to make them angry or cry.

“If I don’t eat, I starve…if I starve….well…as a Guzzlord…I’d go into a voracious rage…everything devoured….I would not be able to control myself at all….”

"Very true sweetie. Say, have you had, contact with humans, at all? What are, your thoughts on them?" Evangeline tilts the head of her disguise, curious of the dragon's answer.