Cursed Funko Pops

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

The chaos consumes you and I.

The world has come crumbling to my feet.

I get weaker and weaker

He's coming for you and I

I will stand in the way of a bullet

I will run through a forest of flames

I will climb the highest of mountains

I’ve never understood the fascination with Pikachu, but for some reason I just put it together.

Everyone is sad and lonely, and this company has been telling people for 20 years what many feel they have never heard genuinely on their own.

How does a cartoon yellow mouse tie to the alt right?

My point was simply that a conglomerate trying to indoctrinate a loyal fanbase seems to have success by preaching positive vibes to otherwise lonely, sometimes shunned/hurt individuals. That the regular stream of positive vibes can breed lifelong adherents.

It’s a tactical the alt right uses. I never said Pikachu fans were Nazis.

I said the recruitment tactics were similar.

But Tumblr is.full of people who couldn’t pass a reading comprehension course, so

I mean, I was a lonely kid, I’m autistic too. I had to find friends in video games, but it wasnt them indoctrinating me. It was having no one to play with me as a kid and playing way too much sonic.

Fun fact for everyone:

I will stand in the way of a bullet

I will run through a forest of flames

I will climb the highest of mountains

I’ve never understood the fascination with Pikachu, but for some reason I just put it together.

Everyone is sad and lonely, and this company has been telling people for 20 years what many feel they have never heard genuinely on their own.

How does a cartoon yellow mouse tie to the alt right?

My point was simply that a conglomerate trying to indoctrinate a loyal fanbase seems to have success by preaching positive vibes to otherwise lonely, sometimes shunned/hurt individuals. That the regular stream of positive vibes can breed lifelong adherents.

It’s a tactical the alt right uses. I never said Pikachu fans were Nazis.

I said the recruitment tactics were similar.

But Tumblr is.full of people who couldn’t pass a reading comprehension course, so

I mean, I was a lonely kid, I’m autistic too. I had to find friends in video games, but it wasnt them indoctrinating me. It was having no one to play with me as a kid and playing way too much sonic.

Fun fact for everyone:

I will stand in the way of a bullet

I will run through a forest of flames

I will climb the highest of mountains

I’ve never understood the fascination with Pikachu, but for some reason I just put it together.

Everyone is sad and lonely, and this company has been telling people for 20 years what many feel they have never heard genuinely on their own.

How does a cartoon yellow mouse tie to the alt right?

My point was simply that a conglomerate trying to indoctrinate a loyal fanbase seems to have success by preaching positive vibes to otherwise lonely, sometimes shunned/hurt individuals. That the regular stream of positive vibes can breed lifelong adherents.

It’s a tactical the alt right uses. I never said Pikachu fans were Nazis.

I said the recruitment tactics were similar.

But Tumblr is.full of people who couldn’t pass a reading comprehension course, so

I mean, I was a lonely kid, I'm autistic too. I had to find friends in video games, but it wasnt them indoctrinating me. It was having no one to play with me as a kid and playing way too much sonic.

Fun fact for everyone:

I will stand in the way of a bullet

I will run through a forest of flames

I will climb the highest of mountains

I’ve never understood the fascination with Pikachu, but for some reason I just put it together.

Everyone is sad and lonely, and this company has been telling people for 20 years what many feel they have never heard genuinely on their own.

How does a cartoon yellow mouse tie to the alt right?

My point was simply that a conglomerate trying to indoctrinate a loyal fanbase seems to have success by preaching positive vibes to otherwise lonely, sometimes shunned/hurt individuals. That the regular stream of positive vibes can breed lifelong adherents.

It’s a tactical the alt right uses. I never said Pikachu fans were Nazis.

I said the recruitment tactics were similar.

But Tumblr is.full of people who couldn’t pass a reading comprehension course, so