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Ziyi, showing Jeffrey a picture of his crush (Xukun): thoughts?

Jeffrey: and prayers.

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Linong: What time is it?

Xiao Gui: I don’t know, pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out

Xiao Gui: *Plays the saxophone loudly and extremely out of tune*

Zhengting: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING

Xiao Gui: It’s 2 am

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Xukun: What is your biggest weakness?

Yanjun: I can be uncooperative.

Xukun: Okay, can you give me an example?

Yanjun: No.

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Chengcheng: I am 100% straight

Zhangjing: Zhengting’s hip tattoo

Chengcheng: I am 80% straight

Zhangjing: Xiao Gui with his hair tied back

Chengcheng: I am 60% straight

Zhangjing: Xukun in a baggy sweater

Chengcheng: I am 40% straight

Zhangjing: Ziyi with his shirt off

Chengcheng: I am not straight

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Xukun: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Ziyi: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day for my morning run.

Xukun: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

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Justin: So we have good and bad news

Zhengting: Okay, bad news first

Justin: The fire we started in the living room is out of control

Zhengting: THE WHAT??

Justing, holding a perfectly toasted marshmallow: Wow, you don't even care about the good news

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Xukun: come on, how many times do I have to apologize??

Ziyi: once.

Xukun: ...No.

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*Xukun joining ‘Perfect Restaurant’ cast*

customer: can I see the menu please

Xukun: the men I please is NONE of your BUSINESS

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Xukun: I hate touching people, I have bad allergies, skinship is no for me.

Yanjun: You are literally in Ziyi's lap though?

Xukun:

Xukun: "tHis IS diFfEReNt!"

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I MISS MY BABIES

#NINE PERCENT

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*Xiao Gui sends more than 5 messages in a row*

Justin: not gonna read all that.

Justin: I’m happy for you tho.

Justin: or sorry that happened.

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Zhengting: Xukun was so annoying with his first place agenda, so we made a "Fuck Cai Xukun" club

Zhangjing: But then SOMEONE took it too literally

Ziyi: INSTRUCTIONS WERE UNCLEAR

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Xukun: Look, it's simple. All you have to say is “Hi, I took a blood test and I want my results back”. Got it?

Linong: *nods while the phone rings*

Nurse: Hello, how can I help you?

Linong, panicked: I want my blood back

Linong: *hangs up*

Xukun:

Linong:

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Yanjun *to Zhangjing*: I'd walk through fire for you. Well not the fire, because it's dangerous. But in a super humid room. But not too humid because my hair.

Zhangjing: ...

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"Zhangjing is really short." Chengcheng says into the mic.

The crowd cheers. Chengcheng begins to walk off in a glory when a voice speaks and commands silence.

"bitch say that again," he says. Chengcheng looks for the owner of the voice. There in the third row stands... who? Chengcheng can't see him.

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Yanjun: *lays across the table seductively*

Yanjun: Hey- *table breaks*

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Zhangjing: I've finally gotten over my fear of ghosts! I'm brave now!

Xukun: That's the spirit!

Zhangjing, snatches wig: Oh FUCK, WHERE?!

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