1d a bunch of cryptids

Louis: Basically the story was…there was a cow. It was making a noise like cows do…

Louis & Niall: Moooooooooo!

Zayn: It sounded like a person!

Louis: Liam being the heroic man that he is and was, decided he would go out there and try to save this “man,” which in fact was a cow. He hopped over the gate to this field and looked around and shouted, “Hello?! Hello?! Does anyone need any help?”

Zayn: I got a stick, wrapped a cloth around it and lit it on fire and went out. I thought I was Indiana Jones running after Liam with it.

Harry: It was like completely dark and Liam was stood on the fence going, “Is anybody out there?! Is anybody out there?!”

Niall: So Liam was going to take on some murderer down in the field and a horse comes running at me in the dark.

louis: oh what a great question! that is a big thing, that one innit?

niall: that’s great

harry: i feel like this is one were we’ll say no and then we’ll go away and 5 minutes down the road we’ll be like oh!

liam: *talking about how fans on twitter will think mgmt made them say something if they talk*

harry: *attempting to change subject* can we message you about it later?

interviewer: it’s not the same, harry

louis: dig deep, c’mon there must be…

*silence*

liam: umm…

*dead ass silence*

someone in the background: oooh!

harry: i don’t know, you know?

liam: yeah, it’s hard. there’s things i could say but i’m not going to.

harry: ohhh…

louis: *laughs nervously*

zayn: don’t

louis: *laughs again*

harry: how elusive

liam: i’m gonna put my mic down there

interviewer: what kinda theme is it on?

*silence*

liam: not telling you