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AU: James Corden mentions Louis and Harry’s recent nuptial at the London Session

I don’t think you realize the mistake you’ve made by sending me this because you know it’s like impossible for me to not masterpost the hell out of this topic now. Listen, I know. My poor friends irl have to put up with me yelling about his lips far too often, so I might as well do it here too. Thanks for the opportunity. 

They are obscene. That is the best word for them. Obscene.

I mean, what the fuck. Entirely way too full and plush and he KNOWS it, that’s the worst part.

Do you ever just watch his mouth when it talks? It’s horrible. His lips are just… so nice.

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE?

What color even are they, really? Doesn’t matter. Every shade suits him.

Give him one hell of a frog pout, don’t they.