professional memefucker

Bystander: “Wait, you-”

Me: GO AND SHAKE IT UP WHAT U GOTTA LOSE GO AND MAKE UR LUCK WITH THE LIFE U CHOOSE IF U WANT IT ALL LEAVE IT ALL ON THE LINE IT’S THE ONLY LIFE U GOT SO U GOTTA LIVE IT BIG TIME!!!

you’re twins, you’re the same level of cute and i never denied it in any way.

fine from now on i’ll save you one.

it was a scientific hypothesis i was testing.

but you’re cute when you blush.

can’t hate genetics come over then.

your cat is amazing. just like you.

i still don’t understand the salad thing.

okay but we are different versions of cute and mine’s better?

good

and you couldn’t have tested it on lulu?

sTOP

i can hate whatever i want on my way

my cat likes to run screaming through my apartment at 2 am

he won’t stop flirting w/ my twin in front of me /:

steals all of my cookies

LICKED MY ARM

too pretty ??? like wtf not fair

what is that jaw and can i sit on it

my cat actually likes him ???

- you make bomb ass cookies this is your fault not mine.

- i wanted to see if the elbow thing was true.

- don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful. because you are too.

- genetics and of course name a day and place.

- your cat is a blessing to this earth, so are you.

you need to at least save me one to

it’s obviously not

uummmm don’t make me blush fucker ????

unfair right now

my cat is a lil shit with no loyalty