Wore heels to a man's house, he claimed he was 5'8 and I think he was more upset we were the same height and it would be generous to say I am 5'5 in heels.

Said I was "pro-choice" and then said "if I can't legally get an abortion I'm buying a gun, about to make this the saddest bogo deal"

Told a dude I like bass players and when he said he was better because he could play the guitar, and that it's infinitely harder... I asked if he wanted to see how many guys on tinder can also play guitar.

I showed up sunburned and made a joke that my Irish genes were beating tf out of my Italian ones this year (I thought this was significantly funnier than he did)

Corrected a bigots grammar on hinge 🤷🏻‍♀️ sorry but you have to pick a struggle.

Went to see a movie without asking a guy I had 1 okayish date with if he wanted to come.

Told a man I enjoy being able to tell a man to "shut the fuck up" -- he didn't think this was last like behavior and if I ever decided to give a 'real man' a chance I would see that.