the stars are always on your side

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world

the most important thing is to be snuggly in bed

i heard being friends forever is the new trend

No matter how progressive or well-read you are, there are always going to be moments in your life where somebody pushes back against something that's so culturally ingrained you never even considered it before. And you'll say "Huh, it never occurred to me to challenge this but you're right" and that doesn't mean you were "morally toxic" before, it means you're a non-omniscient human capable of growth.

I think we should all fuck off. I think we should all go to the library and just fuck off.

thinking abt that calvino short story abt the husband and wife who work opposite shifts and only see each other briefly in passing in the morning/evening. aughh

Be a teachable individual YOU DO NOT know everything

GIRL HELP I AM UNDERGOING MITOSIS

GIRL HELP WE ARE UNDERGOING MITOSIS

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.