Curious Cactus

Dick Grayson: "Relax, I've got sixty hours in the simulator!" SMASH CUT TO: DICK HAVING PLAYED 60 HOURS OF A RACING GAME IN THE CIRCUS I cannot express how hard I lost my shit at this, because they are currently in the middle of trying to outrun an actual firestorm being rained down on them by Firefly, Dick just broke his promise to save himself if things went down, he dragged his 280lb mentor into the Batmobile and probably barely reaches the pedals because he's still like eleven years old and Batman is FULL FORCE YELLING AT HIM for disobeying direct orders and this CHAOS GREMLIN CHILD HAS THE ABSOLUTE NERVES OF STEEL TO SAY RIGHT TO BATMAN'S FACE "Relax, I've got sixty hours in the simulator!" when he knows Batman knows Batman doesn't have a simulator and HE MEANT THAT HE'D PLAYED A BUNCH OF RACING GAMES. Let's be real, Bruce didn't put that kid on a dangerous path, Bruce put a fucking leash on that kid so he was maybe 5% less dangerous and likely to get himself killed and HE WORKED A MIRACLE TO GET THIS FAR.

second commission for @breadstickcat <3 FABULOUS TEAM GONNA KICK BAD GUYS' ASSES

Haunting their mentors narrative for eternity.

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"Doll, please come home. They wouldn't stop fighting, so I had to tie them up."

I'M GOING TO BE SO FUCKING UNBEARABLE WHEN THIS COMES OUT

HELLO?

@your-fav-russian-assassin @the-best-black-widow

Thunderbolts* (2025), dir. Jake Schreier

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier 1x05 "Truth"