CAPSLOCK TOTALLY FINE BRO! #brocode

I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio

do you ever drop something and instead of picking it back up you just stare at it on the ground and think about what a failure you are

I wish my wallet was as fat as I am

A study has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are expected on this subject.

im just filled with hate and useless facts