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Messenger Human AU

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Messenger Human AU

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(Human Messenger AU)
❁Pixie Court❁
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Pixies are mischievous creatures that live hidden in the woods. Usually staying away and only coming out to cause harmless fun for other groups, however, they seem to have been more active lately.
Tampering with crops, pinching/biting unsuspecting villagers, and destroying clothes and homes. However, the Kingdom deemed that they had crossed a line when gold began to disappear from the royal vault.
What better than to send a messenger to negotiate?
That's how you had ended up sitting on a log with pixies all around you. Some stayed hidden behind branches and trees. Some swooned at you, leaning against your leg or playing in your hair.
Standing across from you on a branch, staring down at you with her tiny arms crossed. The Queen. Her wings twitch as she sizes you up, deciding if you are a threat or not.
Respect is earned, not given. And for a group that is usually picked on the most for their smaller stature, earning respect will be hard.
The Queen sizes you up, noticing how you rest your hat on your lap. You nod when she speaks, and you wait to answer her. You handle any pixie with gentle hands as you move them off you.
You treat them as equals, not pests.
Perhaps they can lay off the tricks.
Until next time, Messenger.
(Disney Villains) ★Chapter 5★
Had a couple of people request Ursula. Here's a cute little one-shot that I came up with while I was at work.
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You snuck down the hall towards the pool. Everyone was fast asleep, allowing you time to go for a dip without worrying about people looking at you. Your body was hurting, always on your feet running around the hotel. Soaking in the hot tub couldn't hurt, could it?
(Kingdom Messenger AU)
❁When You Get Attacked❁
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There is a law of the land between Kingdoms that is "Don't Shoot the Messengers". It's used to keep peace between the lands. To kill or harm a messenger is to threaten another Kingdom.
However, there are some standalone groups outside the main Kingdom branches. Groups that want things their way, or enjoy causing mayhem and chaos. So what happens when one of those groups decides to target you?
The Elven Kingdom... Troops will chase off your attackers and hunt them down to be imprisoned. Being such an old civilization and most connected to the forest, they'll have the best healers taking care of you and your horse. Once the group is captured and brought back, the Council will meet to find a punishment best suited. Judgement will be harsher than normal. Elves know they live longer than humans, but they never thought you would die so soon. Because of that, the King will keep checking up on you throughout the night, whether you are awake or not. He can't lose you just yet.
The Orc Tribe... It is on site with them. If they happen to see the group that has targeted you, they'll hunt them down, leaving only one left as a warning to others. While some are off fighting, a few of the weaker ones stay back and tend to any injury you and your horse got. Once safe, you will be kept in the center tent with guards all around. Even the young orclings help fetch you water or clean cloths for their mothers who tend to you. The chief stays by your side, resting his head on your chest throughout the night, making sure you're still breathing. Fearless strength like yours is too precious to lose so soon.
The Dwarf Camps... A scout will find you lying injured in the snowy path, quickly gathering others to carry you and your horse to the caves for safety. They warm you up by the fires and feed you their hearty stew. Scouts keep an eye out for any sign of the rebel group, ready to attack. They'll replace any coins or jewels you may have had stolen, and if you try to reject them, they'll slip them into your pack. They have someone periodically check on you, making sure the fire is warm. It'll be hard for them to lose the one messenger crazy enough to climb a mountain for them.
All the Kingdoms care for you. And while the idea that harming a messenger is already bad enough.
Only the high deities will know what happens when you die at the hands of a rebel.
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❁ Intro Headcanons
❁ Fae Kingdom
❁ Winter Travels
❁ Staying the Night
❁Vampire Kingdom
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❁ When You Get Attacked
❁ Pixie Court

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I love your human messenger story! 💜
If it's okay to ask, how would a country of vampires treat the messenger?
Ok so *this* is going to be a little different than the kingdom series, idk. I'm imagining this in more like.. Victorian/Industrial Era times rather than Medieval Times. If that makes sense?
I love your Human Messenger imagines!
If it's okay to ask, I'd to see how the tribes convince the messenger to stay the night. It's so late, the roads are too dangerous to go out at night
Elf Kingdom:
Oh. You're not allowed to leave. Absolutely not. The Elf King can't risk it.
Of course, he is very gentle with his ruling. Gently taking your hands in his. Resting your favored hand over his heart as he tells you that he simply can not allow you to ride off to the night. The message is important, yes. But not more important than you.
Your usual prepared room has more than enough to ensure your comfort for the night. Surely the rest of the kingdoms would understand if the Elf King held onto your presence for just a little longer..
Orc Tribe:
..no.
You're not leaving.
Simple as that.
You can try pleading your case to the chief, but they aren't changing their mind. They acknowledge that you're stronger than any warrior, but strength can do so much when faced with overwhelming numbers.
Before you go to rest in the usual tent they have set up for you, the chief presses their forehead to yours. A sign of deep respect and affection among orcs. You make sure to lean into the gesture. 'Good night' without words..
Surely, the other kingdoms will understand the orcs' desire to protect you.
Dwarf Camps:
The council absolutely refuses to allow you to leave. The high smith didn't even need to hold a proper vote. All hands shot up when the option of having you stay the night came.
They just couldn't take the risk.. scaling the mountain is dangerous enough. Going back down? At night? Not happening.
The high smith let's you use his home as a place to stay. He's not in there enough, anyway.. always experimenting with dragon flamed steel and dwarven gems. His home is practically yours.
Though he makes sure to leave polished gear for you in the morning. Can't have you rushing off to the other kingdoms with less than perfect gear.
heyya i absolutely love your writing 🙏
can i please ask for more human messenger for the monsters ? im gnawing at my enclosure 😩
Imagine this..
Winter is approaching all the kingdoms. It makes your delivery of messages even more dangerous and time-consuming.. Thankfully, the kingdoms are awaiting your arrival the moment your horse leaves your kingdom gates..
The Elf Kingdom.. doesn't even wait for you to announce your arrival. The gates are already opening as the harsh wind practically blows you inside. Your horse is taken to rest with the high deer while you are taken to a personal tower. Already food and dry clothes are provided. The meeting can wait until you are ready. The Elven King himself comes by to make sure you're settled in alright. He's clearly reluctant to let you leave during the height of the storm.
The Orc Tribes.. left clear markings for you to follow so you find your way to their winter sanctuary. Your horse gladly rests with the giant wild boar. You're allowed immediate access to the large tent the tribe uses for gatherings and large meals together. Hot stew and meed (though understood if you do not drink it) is provided as the elders of the tribe talk with you about the message. As you get ready to leave, they insist you take spare cloaks of fur they have with you.
The Dwarf Camps.. were surprised you risked the trip at all! The storm is the worst at the peaks they reside in. They are practically scolding you for even attempting the journey while getting your horse to a stable and you somewhere warm. Any ruined or less than perfect gear is getting replaced or fixed as you talk with the council about the message. Though their attitude is infected by the dangerous trip you made.. They actually refuse to let you leave until the storm dies down enough for safe passage.
Imagine this..
Fae and humans have been negotiating for years now. The aristocratic wealth of humans wants more than they deserve from the Fae. The Fae, being tricksters themselves, are catching the heavy stench of greed.
The humans propose.. a deal. They give the Fae Kingdom a human every year. The Fae agree on one term.. The human has to want to stay. Not for a day.. a week.. The human must want to stay for the rest of their lives.
So, it begins. Every year, a human is 'given'. Very few choose to stay. For many reasons.. homesickness.. loneliness.. duties they can't ignore..
You come along. Not as a human to be given.. but as a messenger. You make this very clear to the Fae.
The humans had given up and are willing to dissolve trading to as it was before. The Fae already knew this.. but the Fae King, the greatest trickster of all, noticed you seemed.. entranced.. by his kingdom. The way the Fae all mingled together, how each and every one was cared for, the art, everything.. He had never seen a human so deeply infatuated by his kingdom.
Just when you are about to leave, to deliver the message, the Fae King himself offered you.. a pendant on a thin golden chain.
"If you choose to return, this will bring you back.. to me," He explained, allowing you to take the shining necklace, "It will only work once. After that.. you may not return to your homeland."
With understanding, you leave. You deliver the news. You slip away as the royals and their advisors try to devise a plan to trick the Fae.
Just before they can call you back to the room, you press the pendent to your forehead.
Back to the Fae King, you went with a gentle breeze to be welcomed by a warm smile.
Imagine this..
You're a messenger for the human kingdom. Many would hate to be in your shoes.. traveling under the cruel sun and having to adventure out to the kingdoms that the common folk tremble under..
Yet all you see is entirely different worlds.
The Elf Kingdom.. is one of the oldest civilizations. With their long lifespan and sharpened minds, they have seen through wars and disasters. When you arrive through the gates, they already have everything prepared. The best stablehands for your horse. The best room and refreshments for your stay in the kingdom. The Elf King and his advisors value your words and input. Which is a very hard thing to accomplish for an admittedly ignorant group.
The Orc Tribes.. may seem like a gruff group of barbarians, but they value strength in all forms. When they hear you riding in, they know you've survived another grueling testament of patience and endurance. A private tent is set up for you, and your horse is taken well cared of. They take your stay quite seriously. The best of their warriors guarding your tent. The Orc Tribes know all too well of enemies trying to trail behind you for a moment to strike.
The Dwarf Camps.. is another one of the oldest civilizations. Many kingdoms do not interact with them due to their isolated lives in the quarries and mountains. But they appreciate the struggle you go through to make it up the rocky cliffs. Your horse gets the best horse shoes ever possibly made. Dwarven steel. Your gear gets fixed up as you discuss trade with the council of members. The Dwarfs do not let you leave until they know you and your horse are in the best possible shape.
When representatives of each land come visit your kingdom? They always pay you the greater respect than your ruling monarch. It's you who's traveled across blazing suns and chilling storms to keep them informed.
So it will be you each land fights for a chance to marry one day.

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Attention all WW2 media fandoms, Specially TLLH Fandom as this is very specific on the person I’ll be exposing here, Awhile ago I was scrolling around on Pinterest after having binge watched the entirety of TLLH in one sitting so naturally I started to get into the fandom side as I am currently newish to it. As I was looking through one post to the other I come across this one:
Seems pretty ordinary right? Just a simple screenshot of Colonel Von Krieger pointing to an empty flag pole, I open the comments and…
Off the bat on the very top I see this, A username that makes it crystal clear on what kind of person this user is, As seen in this screenshot they made a ‘drawing’, let’s look at that closely
Wow, Would you look at that… A distasteful ‘redraw’ of Colonel Von Krieger in a SS uniform when the character himself is not an SS member. But it unfortunately doesn’t end there, Now for the deeper look
This is not a surprise at all that their boards contain some extremely telling details of this persons ‘interests’, However a thing about their bio. Beforehand it used to say ‘I am all for fascism’ so.. This person is definitely a Neo Nazi, Here is more proof in case someone thinks I’m overreacting
Now if you look very closely to the last screenshot there’s a ‘drawing’ of a very real Nazi doctor Josef Mengele, What kind of sick fuck learns about that psycho and thinks ‘Wow, let’s draw this man in a glamorising light’. This person shouldn’t be on Pinterest nor in any fandoms if this is who they so proudly show themselves to be, If you see this person give them a good old virtual punch as what’s always been told, Punch Nazi’s
Do you think you would be able to do a fic where its mostly the reader and the sidekicks/henchmen please?
(Disney Villains) ★Chapter 4★
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Sorry if this one isn't as detailed; I've been focusing on other projects. I'm sure my attention will come back, but updates for this series might be slower for a while.
"Hey, Bellwether? Lucifer, move your fat a- oh hi kiddos!" you greet Lock, Shock, and Barrel as you pick up Lucifer for your computer keyboard.
"Hey, hey (Reader)!" Lock waves, trying to get your attention.
"What's up?"
"Later, can you take us to the pool?" he asks, and Shock nods excitedly. While Barrel seems more hesitant, he still nods, holding Shock's arm.
"Did you have breakfast?" you question.
"No. But we aren't hungry!"
"When has that ever been the case? How about you go eat and play a bit while I finish my morning tasks? Once I'm done, we can go swimming," you explain. Nodding excitedly, they run off towards the dining area.
Walking into the common area, you look around, still confused, holding onto Lucifer. "Um, where are all the villains?" you ask, noticing only the sidekicks remaining.
"Um, Uncle Slim mentioned runin' late," Phil answers from his spot on the floor as he and his brothers play a card game at the coffee table.
"Thanks, but what about the rest?" you mumble, looking around. Iago lands on your left side, ruffling his feathers before leaning against your head. "No one's really sure; they all mention something and haven't come back."
"What do you think it might be?" he asks, looking around with you as you enter the dining area. Spotting only more sidekicks, your brows furrow in confusion. Finally, you set Lucifer down.
"I think I might need to tone it down with the late-night drinking," you mumble, partly joking, while also believing. You hear a few snickers from the two Stabbington brothers as they sit to the side. "You two know anything?"
"Us?" Sideburns asks.
Nodding, you wait as Iago crosses his wings, getting into his detective mode to figure things out. You notice Eyepatch shrug. "Five dollars to explore the whole hotel."
"Deal," Side-burns agrees, smacking his brother's shoulder and getting up. Grabbing your wallet, you offer a five. "Why not two, one for each?" he asks.
"One, you both aren't paying to stay here. Two, I know you're stealing from others. I check the security cameras every night," you hum. " Then again, I could keep that part a secret."
Sharing a silent glance, they both nod with a huff and leave. You nearly missed how Eyepatch glances back one more time if Iago didn't squawk at them to hurry up.
"I say we check the kitchen first," Iago orders. "You be good cop, and I'll be bad cop."
Heading over, you nudge the swing doors with your foot. However, instead of some hungry villain, you spot Smee and Kronk both away cooking. "Hey, have you two seen any of the main villains around?"
Smee yelps, shutting the oven door. "Oh (Reader), goodness, I didn't s-see you there," he stumbles, dusting some flour off his hands.
"Apologies, Smee, we just wanted to know if you had-,"
"Where are they!?" Iago yells, hopping down and shaking Kronk by the apron straps. "Where are the Villains?!"
Quickly, you snatch Iago back. "I'm so sorry, Kronk, but the Villains have gone missing, and we were wondering if any of you had seen them."
"Oh! Yzma said something about a get-together of some kind," Kronk answers, setting some pastries on a cooling rack for tonight's dinner. Smee nods and adds. "Hook had mentioned the same before leaving."
"Well, alright, thank you both!" you exclaim, turning to leave.
"You, uh, should try one of the Raspberry tarts. We found it in one of your recipe boxes!" Kronk exclaims excitedly, holding it out for you.
Taking a bite, you feel the buttery crust melt on your tongue as the raspberry filling's tartness hits perfectly. "Oh my god, this is... amazing! Kronk, this is heavenly!" you praise, giving him a thumbs up with your free hand. Feeling warmth spread through him, Krunk laughed bashfully, hiding his smile behind one of the empty baking sheets.
As you head out, you gently kick Joanna away from the cart of eggs on the table before getting an idea. "Joanna, do you want the egg?" you ask, holding one out. Quickly, she nods, sticking out her tongue while her talons excitedly click on the floor.
"But first, can you go track down Percival C. McLeach?" you ask, moving the egg away as she jumps up to bite. Huffing, she rested her head on her front foot, thinking. "For two eggs?"
...
"Three?"
...
"Four, but that's it."
Quickly nodding, she jumps out and pushes the swinging kitchen doors open as she sniffs the floor, trying to track a scent.
"Is it bad that I keep bribing you all?" you ask Iago as you head to another room, still on the hunt for where the Villains went.
"Nah!" he exclaims, waving a wing, accidentally hitting you in the face multiple times. "Look, I know Jafar has done worse things for selfish reasons, and you are doing it to help others. So really it's not bad."
"I suppose."
Looking up, you spot Hayabusa perched on a support beam, staring at you. "Um, here, birdy birdy?" you call out, but she doesn't move. "Do you know where your... master is?" you ask.
Silence as she continues to stare at you. "Okay then, have fun?" Passing the fitness room, you stop as you see Kaa along with Shenzi, Banzai, and Ed. Kaa and Banzai were struggling to hang upside down, as Ed and Shenzi were busy cheering on the side.
"What's going on, you guys?" you ask voice full of uncertainty.
"Trying to find out who's the best big cat henchmen," Shenzi says with pride, motioning to the wall with 'Scar' and 'Shere Khan' written in Sharpie with marks underneath. Iago lands on the bar quick to interrogate the two henchmen hanging upside down.
Walking over, you stand next to Shenzi, who tries to play it cool next to you. "Look, you seem to be the most level-headed here. Do you know where any of the villains went?" you question.
"Hm? Yeah, some sort of meeting, I think," she hums, scratching the back of her neck as Ed is busy with Iago. "Not sure where they all went, though, think somewhere in the basement."
"The basement?" you mumble, thinking. "Alright then. That's definitely a huge step forward. I knew you'd be the best," you compliment, holding up your fist for a fist bump. She excitedly returns the gesture. Feeling all giddy being told she was the best.
Heading to the door, you feel the weight of Iago returning to your shoulder. "The basement," he smiles proudly despite you already knowing. Heading down, you run into the Stabbington brothers again.
"The theater," Sideburns answers.
"What makes you so positive?" Iago asks, leaning forward, not caring about boundaries. The two glare down at the bird. "We heard them; that's why," Sideburns answers lowly, clearly getting frustrated at the bird.
"Alright, thank you, now let's go before we find out how they got their name," you say, moving past and heading down to the mini movie theater you built in an old storage room.
Right outside the door, you spot Lock, Shock, and Barrel leaning against the door to listen in. Clearing your throat, you lean over them as you knock on the theater door. Swiftly, the three kids hide behind your legs, pretending to have been with you the whole time.
John Silver opens the door, making the other villains all stop and turn to you. "Hey guys," you greet awkwardly, not used to so many eyes on you, especially when you feel like you entered something meant to stay hidden.
"(Reader)? What are you doing here? We thought you'd be busy?" Grimhilde asks.
"Um, yeah, I was, but then I noticed you were all gone and I got... worried?" you answer, trying to find the right words. Worried for their safety, not really. Worried about what they'd be up to, definitely. Though they don't need to know that.
"You were worried about us?" King Manifico asks as his eyes widen a bit.
"Yeah," you nod. "Well, glad we know you all are safe."
"All thanks to me," Iago brags as Diablo flies from Mal to you, getting envious of the other bird taking up your attention.
"Sure, we can say that," you laugh, leaving the room happy to know where the Villains actually were. Not caring as they watched you leave.
"What? It totally was!" Iago exclaims, hitting your head gently with his wings as Lock, Shock, and Barrel follow. As you both bicker, the villains all look back at each other.
"Of course, do you want a cracker as a- OW!"
Luckily, you didn't hear what they were talking about.
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(TLLH) ✿Chapter 4✿
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"Well, now (Reader)!" Violette asks, filling up a wine glass as you enter. A few others sit at tables around the bar. Durand, in his usual spot, sulks about who knows what. Baptiest, Herpin, the Pope, and the Head officer sit at a table in the back. Spotting you, Baptiest excitedly waves you over, nearly spilling his own glass.
(Disney Villains) ★Chapter 3★
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Author Note: I apologise for the giant time skip, but at this point, all villains have arrived at the hotel. I will be taking requests now! You can request a chapter focusing on a specific character, or you could choose a more generic one that you would like to do. Enjoy!
A few weeks have passed since the Evil Queen first showed up. Since then, your sleep schedule has been thrown off. As you go to sleep later and are forced to wake up earlier, tending to all the villains' demands. Not the worst, as many sidekicks try to help, but there is only so much that can be done.
Update in Chapters!
I'm still writing as of now, but with school, I have a crap ton of final assignments. Posting the chapters will be pushed back to sometime in early May.
For my TLLH story expect two new chapters.
And my Disney except at Least one, hopefully two.

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(Disney Villains) ★Chapter 2★
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Standing in the lobby, you flip through the DVDs on the grand shelf. The villains chat loudly in the dining hall where you made them breakfast. Lazily, you drag your finger along the spine of the cases before landing on Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Sleeping Beauty, and Hercules.
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Standing next to Jeanne, you watch as she glances around the farm with her hands on her hips. Her eyes trail from the chicken coop all the way to the fields before landing on you. She notices how you look around curiously and in awe, making her take slight pride in her farm.