fuck yeah, bitches

draw pentagram

Tony: Hey, it could have been worse. Captain America wanted to have you put in jail. So this is -

Peter: Captain America wanted to put me in jail?

Tony: —better.

casually suggests jake and dirk with octopus plushes.

~Hipster Clothing Shop Worker~

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In Acquariet, at about the age of 14/15, young people would leave school and enter a sort of work study instead.  Then they would train under that job until of age.  At which point they would either be asked to stay and continue working there, or be let go.

Dave is shy and mumbles and talks to himself a lot.

Submitted by spirited-astray

Many classic horror icons and other disturbing creatures share common characteristics. Pale skin, dark, sunken eyes, elongated faces, sharp teeth, and the like. These images inspire horror and revulsion in many, and with good reason. The characteristics shared by these faces are imprinted in the human mind.

Many things frighten humans instinctively. The fear is natural, and does not need to be reinforced in order to terrify. The fears are species-wide, stemming from dark times in the past when lightning could mean the burning of your tree home, predators could be hiding in the dark, heights could make poor footing lethal, and a spider or snake bite could mean certain death.

The question you have to ask yourself is this:

What happened, deep in the hidden eras before history began, that could effect the entire human race so evenly as to give the entire species a deep, instinctual, and lasting fear of pale beings with dark, sunken eyes, razor sharp teeth, and elongated faces?

Mission: ADORABLE