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SIDE TO SIDE THEME VERSION 2!!

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you guys can unfollow this since assblogs are no longer a thing, because now I'm just gonna use it as a theme repository

#theme

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sometimes I feel quite bad because I keep putting my weed pipe on my headboard right in front of a picture of my parents 

#sorry mom and dad #btw am I the only one still using assblogs

ok I'm probably taking this the wrong way but whatever I don't wanna deal with answering it

#what #ever

ok so I want to post naked pictures of myself and be sexy and all but fuckin roomate isn't going to leave til 7 siiiiiiiiighs

got booty called to my own house

broke my glasses during sex

the cat interrupted by staring at us which was spooky

it's 4 am and I have to move my giant dumb bed tomorrow

I did it though

I got laid for the first time since february

#yay #now sleep jfc

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WELL I GUESS I'M GOING OVER THERE

#okay.......!#I have a really bad headache but #whatever?

cunctopus

o

okay……….?!

I mean yes totally let’s not look a gift horse in the mouth here I would love to have sex with you again that would be fucking awesome but wow where did this come from…?!!!!

cuntanddagger

MAN DO IT

JUST DO IT

cunctopus

I REALLY WANT TO BUT I GUESS WE’LL SEE HOW SHE FEELS WHEN SHE’S SOBER?

cuntanddagger

If she does when sober, then REALLY YES. :D

cunctopus

we just went from a discussion of sex to a discussion of patio furniture. I have no idea where this is going. did I mention she's one of my roomates?

#this is weird #not unwelcome but weird

cunctopus

o

okay……….?!

I mean yes totally let’s not look a gift horse in the mouth here I would love to have sex with you again that would be fucking awesome but wow where did this come from…?!!!!

cuntanddagger

MAN DO IT

JUST DO IT

cunctopus

I REALLY WANT TO BUT I GUESS WE'LL SEE HOW SHE FEELS WHEN SHE'S SOBER?

#god fucking would be awesome though #sigh

oh you're drunk ok I get it

#it would be really nice #to have someone want to fuck me #while sober #but whatever I guess I'll take what I can get

o

okay..........?!

I mean yes totally let's not look a gift horse in the mouth here I would love to have sex with you again that would be fucking awesome but wow where did this come from...?!!!!

#weird shit irl #good shit but still slightly weird

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well

on the one hand I'm pretty glad she saw those posts

on the other hand yay she's still looking at my blog that's gr8 isn't it :DDDDDD　

#ugh #for one fucking night #I just wanted to get drunk without feeling bad #but what does it say that I'm still really glad she saw those posts #I hope they hurt her #I hope they made her really fucking upset #I hope they made her question her moral high ground #I hope she feels like an awful cunt right now :D

blondebirdiexxx

Billy Castro

cunctopus

"Fuck I wish I weren't so bad at drinking water"

#Billy Castro #sorry it just made me laugh #like fuck here he is out on a roof #and all he has is a mason jar of water #and he can't get aNY OF IT into his mOUTH

jamie updates nudeblog news at 11

#jamie keeps updating nudeblog throughout the evening

stealst replied to your post: deaddiscodiva replied to your post: brothasoul...

Draw asschat drankin!

put this here because secrets

cuntctopus is the purple ass double fisting it, dagger is the one on the ground having emotions, shark has a bong, and asspussy is riding him

all is as it should be

*edit* except that I FORGOT TO UPLOAD THE PICTURE?!!!

sighs

#reply #stealst #assrat is underaged and left to be with his boyfriend-ass

grumps through every fandom, pointing out errors and ruining everyone's fun 　and not liking the characters enough

#I'm bad at fandom #surprise!#sorry

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Be high

Be horny

Open Word and type out an idea for a really sexy and awesome picture that you want to draw when you're sober tomorrow

minimize word window

realize you were playing Persona 4 and the screen you were on was this:

#I felt so bad

you know

I never called my phobia about eyes and teeth "triggers"

just like I never called anything that reminded me of sawyer a trigger

or of anything else that made me upset

because to me a trigger was something that made me hurt myself, or want to hurt myself, and that's what it's always been

but tonight was worse than wanting to hurt myself again and wow I really didn't think that was possible but hey I guess it is

ok your regular funny and mean and sexy blogging will resume tomorrow I guess but I don't think I can be funny and mean and sexy tonight. Sorry.

#triggers #this is fucking stupid still jsyk #just because it hurt me doesn't make it any less stupid #more stupid in fact

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