Cunctator

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

World Heritage Post

im being held hostage by music. and im enjoying it

i got 99 problems and money could solve at least 73 of them

in some way i have failed every single social interaction i have ever had

i feel like i never grew out of my Awkward Phase like damn this is just my life now

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones