I Only Wanted To Know Who Played Loki...

This counts before a period too because I'll suddenly have a big sad out of nowhere before the thing starts even though I got out of chronic crippling depression a few years ago and I'll start panicking every time "is it back???" but then a few days later the bleeding starts and then I'm like "oh"

recently my elderly shattered-up phone started letting me charge it to 107% which I've been using to get let's just say a little bit extra out of it on long days

added benefit that this makes it crazy warm and soft so I use it to warm up my coat when it's cold outside

Swollen batteries are incendiary explosives.

this one's just a phone

respectfully, ma'am, phone and bomb are not mutually exclusive descriptors

I'm not gatekeeping I'm just speaking from my presently lived experience

When you start speaking from your formally lived experience, be sure to let us know!

I already live every day with undue formality and noble grace

I genuinely can't tell if you're being stupid on purpose

when you feel that way it's a sign that I'm being smart

OP your phone is literally about to explode.

we've been over this, it's just puffy and I poke it with twigs when it gets too hot

OP what is the texture of sharks?

“surely this will not cause my chronic illness to flare up,” i say, actively doing something that has never failed to flare my chronic illness