Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
I quickly confirm my other limbs are the same as I remember them. As I go into the bathroom to urinate I habitually grab my penis with my new crab pincer arm and dismembered my penis. As it falls in the toilet I pass out from the pain.











