Friendly Ol' cucumbro

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

World Heritage Post

very sick rn.. i know gale dekarios would make me homemade soup if he was real

Holy shit who taught this bird to sing opera

video description: a small bird stood on wooden flooring, singing the iconic high staccato bit from the queen of the night aria. he doesn't perfectly hit all the notes but still does a pretty good job. there is a human hand shaking a container full of cotton buds next to the bird for some reason.

Cockatiel (Nymphicus hollandicus)

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

happy anniversary 

i know we all hate lygus but i can’t disrespect the man’s dedication to his fanfic. he stood in front of nanook with a twenty slide presentation on why his childhood friends to lovers time travel au phaistelle fic was crucial for propagating the destruction

After 3.4 I fear I am in severe need of therapy

yikes, unfollowing now. was a huge fan of his opera. had no idea he kidnapped the lead soprano and threatened to kill her fiancé if she didn’t marry him

yikes, unfollowing now. was a huge fan of his kidnapping schemes and various threats of murder. had no idea he was an opera nerd