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{ Every F**kin’ Day }

AND I RETURN !! To bring y'all somethin’ special I been working on for a couple weeks ! Gonna ring in the New Year with this, been super excited to post it

This is both a personal / portfolio piece to strengthen some skillset goals, but I love Plankton more than anyone outta Spongebob, and that One Mr. Lawrence Interview is so legendary, I’ve wanted to animate this forever

the group chat is so fucking funny

William. You are so brave for talking shit when you look like this. How many layers of inbred are you? Is your family tree more like a family donut? I can see that you tried with that hairstyle, but you shouldn’t have. You see, Billy Bob, you can’t just take the shavings from your head and sprinkle them on your top lip and call that a mustache. That hairline is trying to run away from your bad opinions. Your eyebrows aren’t even on speaking terms. Every level of your development as a human has been another mistake. And here you sit, on your porn blog, explaining to human women why we can’t be equal until we’re half of the infantry… are you? I find that really hard to believe. Is that what you think makes a person worthwhile? Being a meat shield? Cleetus, if that’s all you aspire to, I’m so sorry. Look at those shoulders. You wouldn’t even be a good meat shield, because someone could shoot at you point blank and still miss

What contribution have you made to society? The largest cumsock collection in all of Alabama? Most Cousins Fucked 2k15? How many confederate flags do you own, exactly?

For anyone wondering after the Christmas special, Retsuko’s Instagram account is real and they have been updating her posts in “real time” as in posts for Christmas Eve were posted today.