moonlight

I’m voting you as ambassador to those in need, Ari. You’ve got a good head on your shoulders and know the score, aren’t afraid to tell people to fuck off and am willing to reach out to those in need. I love that even for your short stature, I see you walking up to someone and poking them right in the chest, telling them to back off if they’re being a dick to someone else.

i’d probably get my ass kicked if i ever tried something like that but i’d sure as hell be willing to do it if it were for a good cause. someone’s gotta speak up for those who can’t. or at least lend a voice to help others be heard. 

Ash: I didn't mean to depress you :( It was supposed to be funny.

Ari: LOL! it's alright

right? this is why i’m gonna encourage some people to come move to canada. not all just some cause there are a few people i rather not live here. this is a word that shall catch on…maybe..hopefully. we’ll see if it does or not. like umm..ginormous, it sounds kinda funny and i still know a few people that don’t accept it being an real word. true so you been one step ahead this whole time.

i’d move there if the sociopolitical situation ever became too much for me to handle. and i’m dead ass serious too.  i converted from catholicism and i’ll sure as hell move to toronto. i feel like if people actually heard the word ‘meese’ then they would want to use it. is ginormous a real word? like one that’s in the webster dictionary and everything? you gotta stay on your toes, man.

I don’t either honestly of course it is everyone wants to go to coachella these days, not just to see if they bump in to celebrities but for the music you know? I completely agree with you on that one my sweet. of course, nothing wrong with having fun in your own home, at least you’ve got the privacy and not having to worry about looking right. look at you being a champagne girl, do have champagne problems? i suck. you’re only young though, you’ve still got sometime to catch up, not that i drink much alcohol anyways.

i don’t even know half the artists that perform every year. or.. at least all the people that are performing during the day before the sun goes down. that’s one of the reasons i like spending time at home, to be honest. i don’t like having people all up in my business. it’s just so much easier to have fun when i don’t have to worry about people taking pictures of selling some ‘story to a celebrity gossip sight. champagne problems are pretty much the only problems i have. you’re not much older than i am, so it’s not like you’ve got much wiggle room there.

Ash: Alright...you asked for it...

Ash: It's your age. :P

Ari: i should have seen that coming smh

selena: see you're my kind of people right there miss grande...can we both run around and be princesses all day wearing the dresses we love the most?

ariana: i'm a princess 24/7 regardless of what i'm wearing :P

Di: truuuee. Some are just so ugly that they're adorable.

Di: seriously?? Damn, girl. How do you have the time?? I don't know.. he may be right. We've only had our little one for two days and words cannot describe how amazing it is.. but it is very exhausting.

Ari: animals are just precious in general

OOOH, Challenge accepted.  I am gonna throw down.  Bring me all the shells, and we’re getting on it.  I’m texting you the address.  Let’s go, girl!

okay, now you’re making me nervous. i think i may have bitten off more than i can chew but i’m gonna roll with it because i can’t back out now. i’ll be there in a few minutes. 

reasons i said it now cause i don’t think there isn’t much of an argument about it at this point. it kinda is, even though i can’t help but laugh a little bit when i say it which makes it even better to see how someone else will react when i call a group of moose meese. lately there have been some really strange sounding words that actually become words so who knows maybe this might become one eventually. someone seems to already be prepared about this.

there really isn’t. especially not when the prime minister of canada is so freaking awesome. i have a feeling that most people will agree that ‘meese’ is a much better term. ‘moose’ just sounds like one animal, it’s not good enough. strange words like what? listen. i told you i was considering adopting one myself.

Ash: You sure you want the answer? It may just blow your mind.

Who wants to come over for a drunk driving party?  Shhhh, not actual driving.  Mario Kart for the Switch just came out today.  Let’s have some fun!  

oh, i am so down. you’re goin’ down, hemmings. i’ve never played drunk before but i’ll figure it out and i will be number one.

I’ve encountered this first hand, I got a lot of hate playing Sebastian on Glee, even if in real life my orientation is different, you should never hate on someone for what they like or believe. Same with their interests, nerd is in, but that still doesn’t mean others don’t point and laugh. That’s why I’m going to all these conventions and things and telling people to keep being themselves, be strong and they’re never alone in what they go through.

i honestly just don’t understand why people are so hateful. your relationship has absolutely no affect on me or my life. and if you were married to a man it still wouldn’t affect me. people just need to learn how to mind their own fucking business. people in the lgbt community aren’t harming anyone by simply being in love or expressing their gender. it doesn’t matter if someone likes comic books or broadway musicals, they’ve got every right to enjoy things without people picking on them. 

Sometimes change is always better,  and in this situation it was for sure a better one, it’s just getting even more bigger every single year i think. Are you not? You’re fine once you get in there and you just relax, have a little dance, some food, drink you know? i didn’t know you were a wine kinda gal.

i don’t know how they’re going to keep topping themselves every year. it’s become such a mainstream thing, they’re going to have to start expanding. that’s usually how it goes. i do have fun when i go out but i honestly just prefer goofing off with my friends at home, you know? or popping some popcorn and having a harry potter marathon. i usually stick to wine and champagne when i’m out and about. i don’t know if i’m just a lightweight in general or if it’s because i’m so short but alcohol hits me like a ton of bricks. 

maybe i’ll just stay int he land of maple syrup and moose, cause canada is a whole lot better. no..not really, i been use to it being the plural form as well. meese kinda sounds funny and makes me want to use it just to see people’s reactions when i say it. which i feel would totally be priceless. now we just gotta find the right pig.

if this were 2016 i might argue against that but we’ve got the most bigoted men alive running this country so.. i see your point. meese is way better than moose. i’m going to start using it just because. that’s how words work anyway. they only have meaning because we all agree that they refer to objects in the world. any pig would be perfect but there are some rescue organizations that we can check out. i may or may not have already researched it a while back. 

Di: I don't knooowww. I can't really tell what breed he is. Kind of just.. a mutt of sorts. But like a cute mutt!

Di: but Grant told me it'd be too hard to have a new baby and a new puppy in the house at the same time.. so the little guy's going to someone else who'll love him.

ARI: all puppies are cute. even the ugly ones

Ash: Hey...quick question.

Ash: What goes up but never goes down?

Ari: um.........