Wow inspiring, life goals

when you’re out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhear/eavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger’s conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter… that’s a love language

Robert Wire/Barbara Wire OTP

I have to admit. I am not living la vida loca

why the fuck would i check my email, thats where the fucking emails are

i'm sorry i'm not done they have spent MONTHS now gassing up their ~incredible world beating test & trace system~ that they spent 12 BILLION POUNDS ON!!!! and it apparently consists entirely of a single fucking microsoft excel spreadsheet i can't fucking take this anymore i want off mr. johnson's wild ride

today i intimidated a men's barber into cutting my hair??

THIS IS IT. IVE FOUND THE FUNNIEST THING ON THIS PLANET.