pretty fly (for a clone guy)

            “if anyone needs me, i’ll be over there...losing at sabbac.”

              AYYYY BROTHER

     “NO I DO NOT.”

“my brain inside my skull because this civvie shuttle pilot is struggling with basic in-atmo flight procedure.”

                        “…okay.”

probs not~

that’s almost 2 years ago??? wtf

“ That’s a bullshit story. ” “ I got this big, handsome, strapping man standing right in front of me. ” “ Work is good, you know, just a lot of stab wounds lately. ” “ Maybe I’m having trouble sleeping because of the nightmares I’m having about getting blasted across the street with a shotgun while your ass was getting a burrito. ” “ I will fuck you up in a gunfight. ” “ How are your holes? ” “ How the fuck can you make a shootout awkward? ” “ This is like a nuclear weapon that grants wishes.” “ First of all, stop telling me to shut up. Second, I need you to shut up and listen to me. ” “ Put your big girl panties on. ” “ We’re gonna titty-bar-gunfight die. ” “ Um...you're gonna need to unfuck this, okay? ”  “ Oh. That's all. Just some Illuminati shit. ”  “ I think we might be in a prophecy. ”  “ We're not in a prophecy. We're in a stolen Toyota Corolla. ” “ I didn't mind having a big gun. ”  “ That's a bomb. You want me to hold it? ”  “ You never know. Swipe left. ”  “ Still not my friend. ”  “ I never really liked you anyway. ” 

an accurate summary of my relationship with @hiranishala, 2k18

Alexander nudges the newcomer’s shoulder with his boot to wake him then jumps to his feet, vaults over the rocks, and slides down the sandy hill toward the path below.