hang on babe let me just transcribe my last terrified words into this journal so the next adventurer that enters this crypt will have some semblance of environmental storytelling

sometimes a family is a gifted young orphan, his adopted mother, her mother, a genius with a photographic memory, his parents, a twelve-year-old ex-circus freak, her secret agent father, a three-year-old with near-psychic abilities, a narcoleptic man in a green plaid suit, a skinny women running on seven minutes of sleep, and a zambian immigrant who can sometimes be spotted wearing a green wig

why don’t you watch the season 1 finale of derry girls and maybe you’ll understand the necessity of love and friendship in the face of terror and violence and the enduring hope that keeps humanity going during its darkest moments

why do mosquitoes have to leave itchy bites. cant they just drink blood w/o ruining my day, like i have a lot of blood, u can have some, this is just excessive

The names Musk and Grimes make a great pair, actually, if you think about it. If I were a warthog that’s what I’d call my lawfirm.

Remember mean median and mode... that shit was crazy 🤣🤣

that episode of atla where mai, zuko, ty lee, and azula talk around a bonfire about childhood trauma is gay culture

“my child is completely fine” your child is projecting onto Azula from Avatar the Last Airbender