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* SHAKESPEARE AESTHETICS.

Macbeth:

the howl of wolves. moonless nights. dirt under fingernails. stained silk. chattering teeth. voices hoarse and cracked. rotting fruit. echoing drums. dry heaving. hanging cobwebs. stifling humidity. bloodshot eyes. the roughness of rusted steel. wild rosebushes. muscle cramps. the sound of splintering wood.

A Midsummer Night’s Dream:

crackling fires. ivy crawling on stone. the faint music of running water. petrichor. dirty, bare feet. tattered clothing. thistledown. wilted wildflower crowns. late evening birdsong. curling leaves. a symphony of croaking frogs.drifting feathers. the eerie sound of windchimes at night. humming bees. beds of clover.

Romeo and Juliet:

warm golden lamplight. worn shoes. crumbling brick walls. whispered poetry. embroidered satin. cool, hazy mornings. tousled hair. rosewater. flushed cheeks. distant orchestras. unfinished marble statues. cobblestone streets. loose threads. ink smudged on parchment. tapping fingers. dust illuminated by sunlight. poison vials.

Hamlet:

shattered glass. a cluster of fraying ribbons. unanswered knocks on doors. lingering dampness. white noise. inexplicable drafts. migraines. bleeding ears. the taste of metal. reflected mirrors. dry, cracked lips. the sound of tearing paper. fogged windows. memories of dreams. tarnished silver. protruding veins.

tagged by : @covenmade tagging : do it and tag me u cowards

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' would you be shocked to find that the best ways to find demons is on yahoo answers? '

mbmbam meme || accepting

@covenmade

“Honestly? Not at all.” The thing Arnie seems to forget, god bless them is that Jack is a millennial. Arnie might have 80 years of life experience on their side, but Jack’s of the generation that’s grown up glued to the ‘net. Literally, if Banksy is to be believed. There’s nothing Arnie can tell her about the internet that will shock her at this point. “If I ever needed to perform an exorcism too I’d definitely check on yahoo to find out how to do it.”

#covenmade #&&. message sent (answered)#{jack googling how to kill a witch hunter while arnie fights in the background}

CURIOSITY DID NOT KILL THIS CAT !!!

BY DEE

#indie rp #fandomless rp #indie fandomless rp #urban fantasy rp #{pls lov my kid}#&&. self promo

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mbmbam sentence starters!

taken from various podcast episodes and the tv series!

“idiot can’t make his own pancakes, how pathetic.”

“what would you do if an arby’s manager punched you in the face?”

“shooting guys with master chief, my best friend.”

“is bronze bulletproof?”

“i would like to formally request that you start referring to me as ‘king nuggets’.”

“for a fifty i would fight everyone around me in a one hundred foot radius.”

“you dumb piece of shit.”

“does anybody know how to curse a real sword?”

“can you curse a nerf sword?”

“it seems like you’re upset about literally every word in this sentence.”

“don’t do a hit.”

“i’m too fucking strong and way too fucking sexy to be murdered in this shower right now.”

“you’re too strong to be killed.”

“no one has died listening to a beyonce song.”

“you thought the psycho was out there? surprise, the psycho is in here.”

“i use the beyonce to keep me pumped up to kill somebody.”

“batman jokes aside…”

“this makes me so mad i could bust a nut.”

“you’ve made me so frustrated i’m seriously about to bust a nut right here.”

“i think if I see a guy in a bolo tie, i know it’s time to party.”

“you know what? boners are beautiful and that’s the way of life.”

“would you be shocked to find that the best ways to find demons is on yahoo answers?”

“can you cook and eat the beans from a beanbag chair?”

“i’m talkin’ ‘bout that dank herb!”

“i just take a lot of naps.”

“so many of emotions are hunger based.”

“oh no no no no no.”

“i’m not gonna be here one day. it’s all gonna stop one day.”

“she is a pure being of light.”

“if you need me, i’m on my mobile.”

“what do i say when i touch his dick?”

“that’s like the sweetest dick.”

“so this is the clown box.”

“i abandoned my boy!”

“abstinence until i die.”

“yo, what the fuck, dog?”

“i’m the protector and king of chillidelphia.”

“fuck you, nerds!”

“i’m ready to bust a nut in this job.”

“young, dumb and full of…you know.”

“you’re a jerk person.”

“LIGHT THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP.”

“EAT THAT SHIT, _______!”

“premarital sex is only gonna get you one thing; pleasure. the second one is babies.”

“just to prove that i’m gonna rip a phonebook in half.”

#&&. incoming message (meme)#{eat that shit n a t h a n}

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Gay Teenager Befriends Nonbinary Witch: What Happens Next Will Warm Your Heart

arnie vc : this is jack & i would literally without hesitation sell all of humanity , including myself , to satan for her happiness . i’ve lived for eighty three years but never in my life have i ever cared for another living soul like i care for jack .

#&&. trash parent (arnie)#{jack voice: wow I cant believe arnie is the best #person on the planet and i love them?}

bodyglitter

how do people get yelled at without crying i dont understand

#&&. curiosity did not kill this cat (isms)

covenmade:

‘ RIGHT !! ‘ overjoyed with the sweet sense of having their grudges validated they gesture wildly as the rant continues - old arguments resurfacing at the prospect of having someone FINALLY take their side . ‘ it was suffocating , living under rules made by people too scared to live . ‘ lips smack decisively as the scowl is replaced with the quirk of a toothy smile , they’re not about to sit and let augustine foul their mood when they’re not even on the same continent . ’ NO MORE of that now , though ! c’est la vie , they can sit in their mountain for all i care . wanna hear about the time i brought back a nintendo and the elders were dead certain it was an extraterrestrial ? ‘

Thanksgiving has never been her favourite holiday. Fuck, no holidays are really her favourite as long as they involve spending time round her family. No doubt she’s going to be in serious trouble for skipping the family meal (her phone rang four times before she turned it off). Sitting in the otherwise silent skate-park eating junk food with Arnie is more than worth whatever will be waiting for her when she finally makes it home. It’s been the best thanksgiving she’s had in years. “What kinda nintendo?” she asks around a mouth full of sour patch kids, “cause if it was a wii I can kinda understand. That shit was mindblowing when it first came out.”

#covenmade #&&. v; teen angst bullshit (main)#{me? weeping?#more likely than u think}

covenmade:

/ @cryptidgal

‘ AND THEN she said you’re obsessed with yourself , and all i did was express how tragic it was that she ISN’T obsessed with me , because i’m beautiful and interesting , and she went absolutely ballistic on me . ‘

“What a nark.” here’s the thing about having basically no friends: you don’t get to be picky about the ones you do have. So Jack’s best friend is a melodramatic, narcissistic witch, at least life is never dull. Besides even if she did have a choice, she’s pretty sure she’d stick with them every time. “Sounds like she had a real stick up her ass.”

@covenmade

“And it turns out-get this-y’know the party Sarah said she hadn’t been invited to either? Well turns out it was her party the whole time. She planned the fucking thing, but told Josie that she hadn’t been invited just so that Josie wouldn’t turn up anyway and see the two of them making out.”

At school Jack fits into that weird position where she’s not popular enough to have her own drama, but she knows enough people to hear everyone else’s. Most people barely seem to know she exists, and it makes her a sounding board for most girls in the school who want to bitch to someone who has no real power to use it against them. To be honest Jack couldn’t care either way, and she could do without being ranted at while she’s getting changed for gym. That doesn’t stop her from spilling all of the juicy details to Arnie while she paints their nails though.

“But Josie found out yeah cause like, of course she did, and she turns up to the party and kicks off. I’m talking like, literally flipping tables and stuff. Apparently she poured a whole bottle of beer over Brad and then slapped Sarah. Last I heard the police had to be called to break it all up.”

#covenmade #&&. v; teen angst bullshit (main)#{me? logging on for the first time in months #purely bc tinez is active on arnie again?#it's more likely than you think}

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#&&. trash parent (arnie)

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You tell anyone who’ll listen but you feel ignored Nothing’s really making any sense at all…

#&&. tangled headphones (music)#{jack unironically loves coldplay rip}

skepticreal:

WITH SO MANY PEOPLE REFUSING to speak with both her and her partner, it’s refreshing to find an individual so willing to tell her story. with mulder busy interviewing a few other students that are rather eager to speak as well, she focuses back in on the young woman before her. “ from the times you did speak to her, what do you remember? did she seem happy? sad? ”

“Happy, I guess, I dunno. It’s weird like...” she pauses, trying to find the right words to convey the suffocating feeling that living in such a small town has. Even the cool kids feel it, she’s sure of it. That’s without all the weirdness added on too. “I dunno, she was always really kind and stuff but like, she did a whole bunch of school stuff. I think she was in like, four different clubs and the netball team too. I dunno if that’s cause she didn’t want to go home or she was just like, way better than the rest of us. Maybe both, I guess.”

#skepticreal #&&. v; teen angst bullshit (main)

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Death and Graveyard Symbolism Infographic

For more Halloween infographics go here.

This infographic briefly covers symbols for:

Death

Death Personified

Colors of Death in Different Cultures

Gravestones

Afterlife

Religious Symbols

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#&&. ooc #{I've had this in the likes of my personal for like 2 weeks now rip}

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the kindness of strangers.

something to toy around with for those sweet, sweet first interactions ! neat and awkward ice breakers all around!

public transport

“ Is it okay if i — sit here? ”

“ Excuse me? Could you scoot over?

“ Hey — do you need to sit? You can have my seat”

“ You shouldn’t be forced to stand, I’ll move over for you ”

“ Are you traveling far ?”

“ Where are you heading? ”

“ I love the sound of trains, don’t you? ”

“ Oh, sorry…. My name is _____ ”

“ I have only see the sea from a window… ”

“ I’m fetching a snack, would you like me to bring you anything? ”

“ That baby is really annoying, isn’t it? ”

“ I’ve been here for… two – three hours? A few more to go. ”

“ Nothing beats the bus, trust me. ”

“ Did we — pass — Oh fuck. ”

“ Hey? We are at a stop now — are you getting off? ”

“ Hah… yeah you — fell asleep. ”

coffee house

“ I think we — switched orders ”

“ I’ll pay for you — don’t worry, I’ve forgotten my wallet too. ”

“ I’ve had coffee here… would you recommend something? ”

“ Do you need help with your tray? ”

“ Wow, hold — let me clean the table for you! ”

“ Is your name always spelt like KittyKittyNya or is Starbucks out to get you?”

grocery store

“ Let me help you with that —”

“ Could you help me for a second? ”

“ Sorry, did you want this? ”

“ Pardon, could you show me where the ____ is? ”

“ Quite tragic isn’t it? I mean — The news… ”

“ Do you ever wonder if out vegetables truly are organic? ”

“ Is it just me or have the prices gone up lately? ”

“ Sorry but… you wouldn’t happen to know how to cook ____ ?”

“ No way… you like those too? ”

“ Oh no — No no no, I am so — so sorry!”

“ You took my cart my accident! ”

“ Wait — this isn’t my cart is it —- Oh my god, I am so sorry!”

the gym

“Woah there — are you going to lift that on your own?”

“Would you like some help with that?”

“Hey, my partner is out — could you be my support?”

“How long have you been working out?”

“Want to work out together? I could use some company.”

“You are doing it wrong — let me show you.”

“Shit — are you okay? That looked painful!”

“Wow, this is… really awkward, but could I borrow some soap?”

“Is this your bag? I found it last week?”

“Did I just — ? Oh shit, I thought it was my water bottle; sorry!”

stood up date

“Hey… are you okay?”

“What? They stood you up?”

“I can’t let you sit on your own; let me wait with you?”

“Wanna ditch this place and take a walk with me?”

“Would you like me to call you a cab? or call… someone?”

“It’s okay. You don’t have to — pity me.”

“Hey… are you — crying? What happened?”

“It’s fine, I’m… waiting for someone.”

“I’m still waiting — they are just… a little late!”

#&&. incoming message (meme)#{pls!!!!#this is a great way to start interacting!!}

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#&&. curiosity did not kill this cat (isms)

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