Your Internatinal Cryptid Is Here To Cause Chaos

DO CRIME

FIGHT THE GOVERNMENT

also, fellow bi and gay goblins/cryptids unite!!!

🌱✨More moss and mushrooms for your feral soul✨🌱

🍄 Mushrooms for your feral soul🍄

✨✨you’re all so damn cute and I wish you a good day✨✨

When other crypids rolls in the mud and chases humans around it’s seen as “cool” and “new local legend”.

But when I do it I’m seen as “scaring the children” and I’m told to “leave Disneyland” and “never come back to the establishment”.

Drink plenty of water

Run in the woods when you can

Take plenty of mud baths

Get plenty of sleep

Dance in the rain

Take time to recuperate

Eat three locals a day

Set heathy boundary’s with your fellow wild friends

Take your medication

✨🌊 Cryptid Of The Ocean🌊✨

- They hide in sea caves and swim in the waves

- They eat fish, sea gulls and sea weed

- They will drag humans through the waves and throw them back on the sand

- They chase pesky teenages away who come to the beach afterhours

- They make friends with the sharks, whales and dolphins