Funny

dump your stupid boyfriend get your ass online and scroll past my post

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

god it's all so true

U can fuck with someone heavily on here and not even follow them but nobody is ready for this kind of love

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time

Tumblr brought back the separate reblogs update and I was so pissed I woke up

Do y’all remember when we could edit and change other people’s reblogs

I exclusively used it to fix other people’s typos and grammar mistakes

Oh I was just evil and created chaos