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Still thinking about Jade just casually stepping in front of Graydon when he heads towards Kit after being volunteered for the quest. A knight preventing the princesses’ own betrothed from approaching her in front of the whole court???? I will never not be insane about this like surely Jade has to know like the message that carried right. and she sent it in front of the whole court like just the way it’s second nature for her, not just as a friend but as a dedicated and devoted knight, to protect her, put herself between her princess and anything and anyone. And then also the way she moves up a step?? Like she doesn’t just position herself between Kit and Graydon she positions herself higher than the prince of Galladoorn in order to do so. Like it might not have been a jealousy motivated move it might just have been protection sure but that choice screams: mine. my charge. my princess. mine to protect. Jade honey if I was a courtier in this room here I’d have gasped outright. Like I get it’s Tir Asleen’s court Tir Asleen’s Princess a Tir Asleen knight but seriously. that was bold af and I love it

Okay but imagine it from the POV of the little old ladies in the court, the ones who remember a certain Princess Sorcha and a certain Madmartigen. They’ve been watching Jade and Kit for the last couple years, raising their eyebrows at each other. And then Jade steps up on this night, and Edna learns over to Morgana and says “you owe me $20”.

Oh good god this entire thing I never really thought about

Scorpia has such a weird day in episode 5. Her ex shows back up after years and he’s escorting some royal kids, the future empress and the worlds greatest sorcerer to a place no one’s ever been. For some reason. Turns out that reason is he betrayed his dad and now he feels bad. Oh and the party also includes Scorpia’s long lost sister but she only realises this after a mutual attempt to kill each other. The long lost sister is in love with the Princess of a kingdom she feel antagonised by and antagonistic towards. Ends the day with a troll attack on her people and they now have to mount a rescue mission from a place no one (except her ex) has ever escaped from. Wild

like taken away from her childhood best friend before they could kiss, forced to walk for hours to the mines, locked in a cage for a while, forced into a chair and nearly getting tortured, believing her long-absent dad is still alive before she finds out he willingly stayed behind, being physically dragged away from joining her dad, getting told that the girl she's jealous of because everyone loves her without her having done anything is actually what her dad cared about the most, arguing with the aforementioned girl before immediately nearly drowning like. god said let's not give her a break for like 24 hours

Oh kit Tanthalos why must the hair flip be so attractive for no reason

reblog if watching Willow (2022) made you gay, gayer or trans

HOW MUCH MORE GAYER CAN I GET?