“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

Kiana Khansmith
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if i look back, i am lost
we're not kids anymore.
trying on a metaphor
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

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makki is the kind of guy you don’t think is very observant until he casually puts what he’s quietly learned about you into practice…it’s a hand on your waist to guide you towards the chair that faces the door, a polite correction when the barista hands you a coffee made with the wrong type of milk, a casual step in front of you when an overenthusiastic stranger loudly compliments the shirt you’re wearing, lithe fingers digging into the tense muscle in your shoulder that you hadn’t even realized had been dragging your posture down
kita—your strong, hardworking, loving man—coming home, pressing close, and rubbing his perfectly rough hands all along your body. kneading out that one little knot that's been bothering you. and insisting, when you try to tell him that he doesn't need to, that it's his favourite part of the day.
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hi i just want everyone to know that i will never ever EVER be angry with anyone for not replying to my texts even though you’re visibly online and reblogging/posting. i understand that holding a conversation takes a lot more energy and effort than scrolling and posting and that’s 100% okay. take care of yourself first. the whole idea that you HAVE to reply to someone when you’re online is toxic and makes mentally ill people feel as though they are bad friends just because they can’t always reply within minutes.

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please don't let go
I love a misunderstanding where you kiss your friend on the cheek and he gets all serious and goes, "You shouldn't have done that." And you feel awful believing you overstepped a boundary, but he's internally spiraling because the sensation went straight to his cock and he'll be up all night thinking about it.
serene, private summer picnics with your blorbo that end with your breasts spilling over the neckline of your sundress and your skirt bunched up at your hips while they fuck you into your blanket 💖
cunnilingus is next to godliness

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loyal knight who is soooooo brave and disciplined until it comes to ye olde nipples in a wet shirt.
i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing
skater boys
"you should be at the club" i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be at the moon. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care.
boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy
t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme
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i think we need to talk about bsf yuuji desperate pathetic begging dry humping that turns into accidental penetration that turns into unexpected early creampie, i think we need to talk ab that.
timeskip yuuji xoxoxoxox 18+
i think we need to talk about the way yuuji keeps saying sorry over and over while he's cupping your thighs and pushing your skirt up. the way his thumbs hook in the the waistband of your underwear, hands sliding upward with the motion of his thrusts as he inadvertently pulls the material taut against your pussy.
the way his hips start to stutter faster as his dick bounces against the barrier of your panties, the material giving just enough to let him flirt with the sensation of sinking into your tight hole.
you lose track of when his boxers come off. of when he tugs aside the gusset of your panties with one crooked index finger and shakes as the underside of his dick slides through the length of your slick folds.
he mutters sorry some more, lets go of his grip on your sticky, wet underwear and starts humping you in earnest again. till you whimper, till the heel of your foot finds a home pressed into the small of his back and he's dizzy while he pushes your thighs further apart. he swallows and rapidly grips and releases the base of his dick before rutting through the narrow channel of your folds once more.
you see stars every time the head of his dick butts against your swollen clit.
it goes on like that in a circle of moans and apologies till the tip of his dick catches on your entrance.
and yuuji's hips snap in a thrust, a groan as he buries himself inside of you.
"fuck. fuckfuckfuck. sorry."
he pulls out.
rolls his hips once.
and sinks his dick right back into the heat of your cunt.
he fucks you like that. like it doesn't count if he keeps pulling all the way out. only to leave you shivering and whining and gripping the couch cushions till he plunges back in.
"gonna...fuck. fuck i'm gonna—" yuuji gasps.
he loses track of the rhythm of his thrusts, of the direction he needs to go to pull his dick out—
you whimper as you cum on his dick.
and yuuji can't stop himself from spilling inside of you.
hello dee my beautiful friend i’m being haunted by a thought so… i offer it to you :)
ykz kita and kuroo both have that fierce protectiveness over you, and both won’t touch you for their own reasons, but…
what happens when you come along batting your eyelashes talking about how you could reaaaally use a massage, and you know you can’t just go anywhere with all this security, and really isn’t it easier if HE helps you out? you feel so safe with him anyway… :):):)
"how much for the happy ending?"
the rolling pressure of kuroo's palms against your lower back stills, and you laugh into the pillow.
"what kind of massages are you getting?" he asks, a little incredulous.
you turn your head to find kuroo looking down at you from the side of the bed. "i'm sensing a lot of judgement from someone with last night's blood on his tie and a gun tucked into the waistband of his bands."
kuroo pinches the bridge of his nose, and you find yourself distracted by the flex of his tattooed forearms with his shirt sleeves rolled up to his elbows. "i killed him, i didn't fuck him."
shrugging, you're not subtle about the way you let your thighs part a little wider than necessary as kuroo's hands start to work their way up from the backs of your knees. "well you could fuck—"
you cut yourself off with a moan as kuroo's hands bypass your ass, his strong grip kneading into the sensitive dip of your lower back.