Unacceptable !

got my gym leader title revoked in disgrace because i got drunk and tweeted “rock and ground is the same thing”

no other social media platform has lore quite like tumblr’s

the gods that haunt this place are unlike any others

I just saw a tiktok comment saying that tumblr right now is like a place recovered from being irradiated

why are non-offensive moves even an option in pokemon?? im here to kick ass. have fun wasting a turn with your swords dance mirror shield whatever the fuck while i beat the shit out of you. hope you can still enjoy that raised sp attack stat in poke-hell

i’m so used to video games autosaving right before something is abt to kick ur ass that whenever animal crossing new horizons autosaves i instinctively think “oh god oh fuck what’s coming” and then my mint squirrel villager walks by with a basket of apples

In 2020 I am going to stop thinking

begone thought

It's the last month of 2019 so I'm gonna say it: what the fuck was that

It’s the last month of the 2010s so I’m gonna say it: what the FUCK was that?!?

oh you’re fucking normal huh? idiot

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

that was the devil

hey bro is there any blade homework due tomorrow