finally... a grand slam

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

tarot reader: draws the tower me: thats bad isnt it tarot reader: draws the tower again me: uh oh tarot reader: draws boeing 767

hey kinda messed up that 1st degree burn is the mildest burn but 1st degree murder is the worst murder. they should have collaborated more on that one.

why are all of your screenshots covered in molasses

*becomes a vtuber and does nothing but play solitaire on stream for 5 hours straight without winning a single game*

Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day

Happy 2069th anniversary of Caesars death

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Polycule but it’s just two people in a romantic relationship with each other and their third who’s pretty obviously aroace but also somehow so deeply intertwined in their lives that it’d just be wrong to not count them as involved. Is this anything.