Havoc Methinks

why

why not?

We were at the beach Everybody had matching towels Somebody went under a dock And there they saw a rock It wasn’t a rock It was a bot lobster

is there ever that one celebrity that no matter what mood youre in, if you feel like crap you just see a picture of them and you just smile and think “thank you for existing” because they have made your day brighter even if you don’t really know them 

This is the correct answer. Did you know that when she finds out a studio has asked an actress to lose weight she contacts them and yells at them?

I did not know that, but I do remember an interview where she said she keeps her Oscar in her downstairs loo, because that’s the one her guests use, so they can just go use the loo and don’t have to ask if they can hold her Oscar. Plus then they’ve got the mirror so they can practice their acceptance speeches.

This woman is a Gift

THE HERO WE NEED

The Queen We Deserve

For context, Keanu lost his friend River Phoenix in 93, his baby in 2000 and the grief ended his relationship, his ex died a year later in a car crash and his sister has been battling leukemia half her life. Colbert lost two brothers in a plane crash. This wasn’t a joke about immortality by Colbert, he knows better.

#he’s too dumb and thotty to feel fear and i Respect That

he looks so offended#‘a zombie? right in front of my salad? fuck you guys thats disgusting