Won’t that only solve 75% of your problems?

Finally Tumblr can do math

So, what you’re saying, is that if I buy infinite books, I will solve all of my problems, because the sum as n approaches infinity starting at 1 of (½)^n equals 1, which would be 100% of my problems.

Please stop explaining math to me im gay

that’s why radioactive material is such a bitch! it only ever deteriorates relative to its mass so it will never completely vanish

This post is pushing me to the limit

i feel so bad for my guardian angel. she probably stressed out like a mf

I have an idealized version of myself in my mind and she’s really pissed off at my life choices

I hate her, as I seethe with jealousy

im dead

me: queen of having had enough 

how do people get in relationships like how does that even happen how do u get the universe to align in ur favour like that

To any upcoming freshmen: don’t date seniors

When I was about to start high school, my mom told me that senior boys were grown men, and if any were interested in me then I should ask myself why they, as adults, were interested in a kid right out of middle school. And why they couldn’t get someone their own age. Be safe, kiddos. A year counts a lot more when you’re younger, and the kind of senior who wants to date a freshman is well aware of this.

^^^^^^^^^^

me, when literally anything happens: maybe it’s a sign 

She’s like the employee of the month but in my heart

corny! 

I love my girl fuck off